Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing season 2 episode 13: Games People Play. It sure is a filler episode! This week Carrie has a lot of hot takes on therapy and mental health, and it’s just what we needed after a few weeks of holiday. In other news, we need to go to therapy because of the state of Carrie’s cuffed jeans. Shoutout to our sponsor geekysextoys.com!
Welcome to our very special last episode of 2018! This week we’re joined by a very special guest, Alex’s mum. We’re talking about season 2 episode 12: La Douleur Exquise! Is there anything better than talking about fetishes with family during the holdays? Not really, but you’d better listen to find out!
Call Carrie Charles Darwin, because this week’s episode is season 2 episode 11: Evolution. Miranda’s ovary is lazy, the part of Charlotte’s brain that understands sexuality is also lazy, and Mr Big is the worst person alive (as always). We also discuss Don Draper syndrome, Cave World War II, and Big’s true name.
Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking about season 2 episode 10: The Caste System, and yeah, they sure did think that was a good episode title. In other news, Steve is a whiny pissbaby, Charlotte is a bougie-ass enemy of the working class, and we’d rather be talking about Ewan McGregor than any of these plots!
Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks. Get ready to learn a lot from your foreskin-stanning hosts, with topics including circumcision statistics, smegma, penis guillotines, and Red Dead Redemption. Also, Alex teaches Stephanie about donkey beaches!
Slip n slide into our wettest episode yet! On our 20th installment we’re discussing season 2 episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. This week Miranda hates men more than ever, but it’s not enough to stop St*ve from cursing our screens. Meanwhile, Carrie compares men to cyclopses, and Samantha encounters yeeks both thunderous and saggy. Grab your towel, because you’re about to get soaked!
Whether your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic or has the emotional range of a rock, this is an episode you’ll love. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, congratulations! You’ll love it too. This week we’re discussing season 2 episode 7: The Chicken Dance. It’s a wedding episode, which makes it a perfect time for Carrie to reflect on her dumpster fire of a relationship with Big. Put on your sluttiest dress and enjoy the episode!
This week on CGMD we’re tackling season 2 episode 6: The Cheating Curve. Charlotte has a new girl gang of POWER LESBIANS and it’s really all we care about, but we also have a lot to say about men whose brains have been disintigrated by porn, and also pubic hair. Fittingly, happy No-Shave November to everyone but cis men!
Get your knees a-slappin’, folks, because friend of the show Stephanie from City Girls Make Do is joining us to discuss S03E14, “Rules of Engagement”! I guess the reason last week’s episode was so devoid of plot is because they saved it all for this one! Lots going on here, very little of it good. Two disgraceful teen crimes in this one, and possibly the stupidest thing that has ever happened on the show! (I know, but seriously!) This week, we get our hands on Kathleen Bowman’s famous gnocchi recipe. It’s ggrrant!
Your favourite City Girls are back to emasculate men for another week, even if Stephanie’s audio is a bit messed up. This time we’re talking about season 2 episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral. The gals are confronted with death, but we’re more interested in talking about eyeliner on men (and every gender, really). Enjoy this episode while you’re still alive!