Fill your pitchers with water, open the lid on the coffee maker, pour the water in, close the lid, reopen the lid, add your filter, close the lid again, walk to the fridge, grab your coffee, open the bag, grab a scoop, measure out some coffee grounds, open the lid again, put the coffee in, reseal the bag, close the lid, and press “brew”, folks… then throw the coffee down the drain because you won’t need it! This week we’re talking about S01E06 – “Love for Sale”! Who needs Wikihow to learn how to make coffee when you have this instructional video starring Molly Ringwald? Or you can just give Ben a ride to the abortion clinic and he’ll pay you enough that you’ll never have to brew your own coffee again. Oh, uh, this is the episode where Amy goes to an abortion clinic, so I hope you like hearing the word “abortion” a bunch of times. This week, we’re getting a pizza with extra sausage. Drive!