The plot rememberers have logged back on, and this time we’re reading chapters 58 and 59, parts III and IV of the “Poisons” arc! These chapters are extremely sad, but don’t worry, we found the worst ways possible to have fun with them. Jiang Cheng feels a mother’s love for the first time in his life, Wei Wuxian is catatonic (but hurgling), Wen Ning don’t snitch, and Wen Zhuliu gets a good and funny voice as well as good and funny thoughts. Also, your hosts explore all of the things you can make a bong out of, create divorce boat schematics, and have a squeege with the lads.
Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: dog shit.mp3
Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway