Come, sail the high seas with us this week as we travel to the far-off land of Rogueport! We’ll massage a dragon’s feet, we’ll take down Vince McMahon, we’ll get our identities stolen, and we’ll even go to the moon! This week, Jordan and Max are discussing the inarguable classic Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door! Just what is behind that dang door??? I hope it’s good music!