Well, the honeymoon is over. We were all so excited to go on our honeymoon with Henry Cavill, but it’s all unraveling as we watch minutes 44 through 88 of Man of Steel. You know it’s bad when we managed to talk about a third of the movie for the length of the whole movie! How is the chemistry between Amy Adams and Henry Cavill so bad? Why does Pa Kent wish death on all children? Why is Alex Jones being invited onto CNN? And just who was that mysterious hat-wearing man at Pa Kent’s grave? Maybe we’ll find out next time when Metropolis gets blown up for an hour.