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Could it be possible? A movie that is good from beginning to end? In this day and age? It's more likely than you think! Let's give thanks to Cathy Yan and Christina Hodson for going to the trouble of making Birds of Prey good! Hey, how do you give thanks again? Is it by talking about poopoo peepee? I hope so, or this episode is going to be a real swing and a miss! (Harley Quinn baseball bat reference) Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

In the second act of Birds of Prey, the movie continues to be good! Lots of great sicko content and leg destruction to keep us entertained, plus we meet a new character who many are saying is the crossbow killer. We've had a great time with the movie so far... here's hoping the third act isn't ruined by Sionis drinking Big CGI Monster Boss Battle Juice! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

The wave of "pretty good" to "good" movies continues, with Birds of Prey and the Way Too Big, Long Movie Title! They decided to pull out all the stops with this one: a great cast, doing great acting, with great costume design (according to the two of us who notice that stuff.) This movie got THEMES?! Also, Zsasz takes some faces off! Yucko! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

Rejoice! In an unprecedented result, the third act of Shazam was actually the best part of the movie! Dr. Sivana is a next level creep, the foster kids are simply nice, and the villain is defeated through a clever brain play instead of the hero getting mad and punching a CGI monster harder than before. What an ending! I wonder what happened to that caterpillar though?? Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

We took a week off for The Holidays but we're back in 2022 to talk about the second third of Shazam! It's not terrible, but not particularly good either. Fortunately we still managed to wring two hours of discussion out of this viewing, due in no small part to Dr. Sivana fully looking like Sans. Thank god! The podcast is saved! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

The era of Wow! Movie! is over. It's been several months since we looked the work of Mr. Snyder. We remembered what movies look like and we are capable of looking at one without reflexively bursting into applause. How does Shazam treat us now that the bar is no longer underground? Well, I guess you'll have to listen and find out! It's pretty good. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

They said it couldn't be done! They said we would never finish watching Aquaman! We proved the haters wrong and forced them to spit out their cereal in a funny jpeg this week as we finally bring Aquaman to a close. Who knew this movie would be fun and good? It's like an underground success! Or perhaps... an underwater? We also say goodbye to Pregnant by Aquaman. It doesn't have an ending, but we do say goodbye to it. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

Boy, we must really like this movie or be terrible at talking about it if we're four episodes into Aquaman, huh? Possibly both, because this isn't even all of it! This week, we watched about 25 minutes of Aquaman, partially but not entirely because we want to finish the funny fanfic next week. It's probably for the best though, because they sure did put four different movies in this small segment! We've got a Disney romcom, a family action-adventure, a nautical horror, and Jurassic World in a very short span of time. Also, Kayla and Arthur make a sex bet…