Well, we knew it was coming! This week, we’re starting Blade: Trinity and the rumors were true. Folks, it’s not as good! Wesley Snipes clearly doesn’t want to be here, and Sam clearly doesn’t want Ryan Reynolds to be here. We’ve got an ill-defined group of villains digging up an ill-defined bigger villain, so thank goodness for Wikipedia to help us out there. Eh, it’s fine. As long as nothing happens to Whistler, the movie can’t be that bad!