It’s time to finish out “this” “””episode.””” We are here, we are Sean, and we are talking about chapter 34, part 2 of the “Grasses” arc, as well as bears as a unit of measure, the contents of Lan Jingyi’s brain, stolen clout valor, and Raymond Animalcrossing takes (spoiler alert: he be printing). Try not to scream in your sleep too much.
Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch Soundtrack – Music, Music Everywhere! Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
WE’RE BACK kind of. We’re at least hobbling out of the Yiling dollar store in our Fucci slides with half of an episode because we’re still trying to claw our way out of our hiatus. Today on this auspicious funny weed day, we’re reading chapter 33, part 1 of the appropriately-named “Grasses” arc. The vibes are stank, a single chicken is getting fed, the zombies are getting bullied, and if like 19 paragraphs of text are to be believed, it’s all bad.
Intro: … Outro: Danny Elfman – This is Halloween, arr. & perf. by Gina Luciani Also used: -Léo Delibes – Flower Duet, arr. by Jeanne Baxtresser, perf. by Gina Luciani, Laurel Ann Maurer, & Jed Moss
Hi! We were terrorized by a stinkbug the entire time we recorded this episode! And all we’re trying to do is talk about the extremely good chapters of 31 and 32, parts 4 and 5 of the “Dew” arc, which consist of kids doing war LARP, freezy weezies, severed hunk torsos, a lot of ASMR, and, of course, Hanguang-jun shitfaced lmao
Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Childish Gambino – Redbone, arr. & perf. by Sana Colter Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
It’s chapter 30, so we’re living fast and eating ass! In this gargantuan god damned chapter, we learn the horrible story of some boys who deserved better and definitely were only best friends and nothing more, enjoy the return of Comrade NMJ, and witness some Interesting Parallels! Awful lot of crimes, too. Wild how that works. This episode is brought to you by the letter 2.
Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sukima Switch – Golden Time Lover, arr. by Yang Chok, “perf.” by Roy Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, the 3 things you GOTTA know about cultivators, and how this entire novel is a D&D campaign. Also we get introduced to ancient Chinese vampire times’ #1 yeeked-up celebrity goodboy! Feel free to listen over a nice dish of beer nuts, or some whip cream, if you prefer.
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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sebastian Yatra – Traicionera, perf. by Pedro Morales Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
We don’t have an episode this week, so we’re putting out an apology for that, but we couldn’t go without talking about the stuff that happened to our friends at Exiled Rebels. Because let us tell you folks: Criminy
Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama (co-starring Best Jeanist) news, how to pass the ancient Chinese vampire times bar exam, and the proper division of zombie funny comedy body parts. But mostly we talk about how everyone’s favorite trust fund baby, who we kin and stan, Nie Huaisang, is back, and he has a magic pet turtle. Imagine making any of this up
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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Snoop Dogg ft. Dr. Dre – Nuthin’ But a G Thang, arr. & perf. by Trey Eley Also used: -Hatsune Miku – Senbonzakura, arr. & perf. by Moyun
Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and your hosts introduce you to Steve and Barbara Wilkinson. And remember: you shit it, you sow it.
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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive, arr. & perf. by Ricardo Caliente Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
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Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ludacris ft. Pharrell Williams – Southern Hospitality (instrumental version) Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway
