Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses

The penguin of Tencent is still holding a season 2 release date hostage, but this episode ruled, so it’s fine, probably. Zombies are rising, cultivators are ginding, “someone” is getting that bad vibes bamboo, your hosts are inventing new emojis, IRL straight dudes are getting brutally straightbaited, and nobody in vampire times China is angry or threatened about any of it.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: The Mars Volta – Cassandra GeminiNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

War were declared! Hope y’all are into fighting fascism by yelling about how bad cops are and how good Nie Mingjue is for 80 minutes because that’s pretty much all we do in this episode! Oh, there’s some online horniness, too, I guess, just as a heads up. We’re not the ones who wrote the tentacle episode, though. Take it up with Tencent.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Umi Sonoda, Maki Nishikino, & Eli Ayase – Soldier Game, perf. by Kelsey HooverNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon…

This episode is no fun whatsoever. But crying is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, so we had to find a way to get through it, and we did it the only way we know how: by breaking edge! And also talking news, coming up with a funnie slumlord AU, and debuting a new segment. Still not sure whether making a cry is forbidden, but we’re looking into it. Sorry ’bout it!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Taku Iwasaki, Tarantula, & Yuri Kasahara – Libera Me From Hell, arr. & perf.…

It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that episode 9, “Same Boat” (Same Boat!) is the Wei Wuxian callout episode. Aside from temporarily cancelling our <s>twink</s> twunk protagonist, we also spend this one discussing Morrissey voiceclaims, the Legend of Total Chaos, and what level of cultivation you have to reach in order to grow nipples. Just kind of a tragic one all around!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: War – Low Rider, arr. & perf. by CarolineNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy