Category: Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Not a threat, just a fact!

60 – Fuck You, Goku is Real

Sara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey’s fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for refusing to join the IDF. WE STAN A STAN!

Please send donations to N’s charity of choice, the THE PALESTINE CHILDREN’S RELIEF FUND.

Also lend your spirit power to Goku here.

Featuring: Sara and Matt, with Alex in a separately-recorded interview section.

Edited by Matt

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Death Grips – Culture Shock
Emo G – RIP Harambe
Lil Nas X – Old Town Road (Remix) feat. Billy Ray Cyrus

59 – The Waveform In The Sand

This episode’s mostly about Garfield!

On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays.

Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alex

Featuring: Sam and Roy
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette

58 – Veto O’Fork

This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.

Featuring: Brooks, Alex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)

Music Used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Spanish Flea – Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass

57 – Women Be Anthony

Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY

Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme

56 – Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)

Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Elvis Presley – Hound Dog

55 – Little Peepaw Bernie

Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana).

Featuring: Alex and Josh
Edited by Patrick

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Liza Minnelli – Maybe This Time

54 – Pokemon Black and White 3

Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.

Featuring: Eden, Roy, and Sara
Edited by and also featuring Matt.

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Daft Punk – Get Lucky
Marty Robbins – Big Iron
Steven Universe – Giant Woman

53 – Unsolicited Dick Nixon Pic

Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuff

Featuring: Lauren, Roy, and Sam
Edited by Patrick

Music Used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary

52 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end.

Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline
Edited by alex leafcrunch

Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Eminem – Without Me

51 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!

Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch
Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice.

Music used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Mad About Me – Figrin D’an