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87 – The Peach Mint Podcast

🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon’s cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It’s not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new year.…

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86 – Famous Hockey Racist

Matt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread.Featuring: Sara and Matt, who also edited.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus [Dogshit Big Structural Bailey Edit By Matt] 

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85 – T Pose For The Troops

This week we’ve got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone’s least favourite voice actor.And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum!Featuring: Zoey and Roy Edited by MattMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Foo Fighters – Miracle JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies

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84 – Oof, Just Heard About Cancel Culture. Softblocking Obama Now 😬

This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who’s peach, who’s putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino’s pizza, and more! A veritable who’s who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!!Featuring: Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men OG Maco – Twelve Bricks 

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83 – Who Drink Laura Cooper?

This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover, AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday’s newest single, Mama Economy.Music used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersTrain – Danny GonzalezMama Economy – Tay Zonday 

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The Northern Ireland Conundrum

Originally intended as a short segment on this week’s episode, Matt’s discussion with friend of the show Sarah ran long enough to release on its own. Sarah helps give us a simple primer on the history of a divided Ireland and just how badly Boris Johnson is fucking everything right up.

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82 – Ellen the Generosity

This one’s a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous’s choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second one: it’s letting them be kids! Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a funny cheese.Hosted by Sara and Val (making their debut as editor).Music used: The…

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The Canadian Federal Hellection

Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We also talk about polls a lot. Hooray, polls!Of note: Zoey’s audio file had some connection issues, which were most prominent around 16 min and 24 min. There wasn’t much…

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81 – Golf: The Corruption Game

Canada’s elections, presidential normal ones, <strike>cars</strike>, and thoughtcrime advertisements are all brought to you by the letter Q!Hosted by Matt and Val Edited by RoyMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Nickelback – Photograph (Pokemon GBA Soundfont Remix by Roy)

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80 – No To BoJo

Sara makes her triumphant return to HKIPGTD and regains her platinum “cohost with every host” trophy. Matt (Scottish) gives us the LoDo on BoJo. The Canadian election continues to happen and I appreciate the non-American hosts talking about it at all!Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men 

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