Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die


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68 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet

Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number. Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks edited by alexMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Aquabats – Pool Party

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67 – Wife Medals

From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo!Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack.Music Used:The Taxpayers – Evil Menhjkl – ninefour

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66 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)Music used: The Taxpayers…

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65 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis.At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled it afterwards don’t @ him.Featuring Eden, Patrick and Matt. Matt edited.Music Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kelis – Milkshake

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64 – Hey If There’s More If The Oceans Are More If There If The Water Get Tall Then Boat There’s More Boat

Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more!Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men

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63 – Subway: It Gives You Titties

Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, and the podcast vampire of LuminaryFeaturing alex leafcrunch and Lauren Edited by PatrickMusic Used The Taxpayers – Evil Men Burger King – #FeelYourWayLink to thread mentioned by alex about Doug Ford

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62 – Dirt for Jared

Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared.Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared.Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Cash – HurtDirt for Jared.

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61 – The Hungy Games (2008 Novel)

Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York! Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy! White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled!All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the week on Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die.Featuring: Sara and Roy Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Lit – My Own Worst Enemy

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60 – Fuck You, Goku is Real

Sara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey’s fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for refusing to join the IDF. WE STAN A STAN!Please send donations to N’s charity of choice, the THE PALESTINE CHILDREN’S RELIEF FUND.Also lend your spirit power to Goku here.Featuring: Sara and Matt, with Alex in a separately-recorded interview section.Edited by MattMusic used: Evil Men –…

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