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A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo”While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get the show going Sam, for doing so much of the heavy lifting re:editing in the beginning and also in the now Matt, for giving our show a place to call home Brooks and Eddy for providing the wonderful community that brought us all together (crank naysh…
It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? Tune in for the answers to these questions, and more.Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara. Edited by alex leafcrunch.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men ~Oingo and Boingo~ – Makoto Yasumura, Motoko Kumai and Hidenobu Kiuchi
Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the roster and we’re really excited to have them. Join us as we mourn the death of George Homework Bush at the hands of his tragic No Nut November accident, mourn the loss of female-presenting nipples from Tumblr at the hands of the bastard man David…
Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. It’s worst case Ontario out here, folks. Also, Trump gets stuck in another bucket of syrup, how’s he gonna get out of thi- oh he’s out? Ah, well, nonetheless.Featuring Sara, Caroline and PatrickMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Gila – Beach House
Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing used for stealing, all covered in a 7 layer bean dip of tangentsFeaturing Sam and SaraMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Signed, Sealed, Delivered – The California Raisins
The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise of Wisconsin’s resident deli meat abomination, our first ever improv news story, and the several minutes where I just read CNN headlines for a while.Featuring: Caroline, Eden, and PatrickMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Renee Elise Goldsberry – Muppet Babies
In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks him off, and finally take a hard stance on soda drinking. Plus: who will Bernie main in Smash?Featuring Sam and Josh. Edited by Sara.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Ludacris – Stand Up (feat. Shawna)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie.Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam.Music Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenHerb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish FleaThe Living Tombstone – Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again.Featuring Zach, Alex, and SaraMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenThe Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice
We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???Featuring Zach, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenBetween the Buried and Me – Ants of the SkyI Heart Hiroshima – TeefTumblr | Twitter…
