Fearbaiting

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Yeoman by BATHSMy Favorite MurderSupport us on Patreon!Intro/outro courtesy of Visager.

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out…

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.RECOMMENDATIONS:Over the Garden WallLucky Number Slevin

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent,…

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.RATINGS On a scale of…