The Island Shuffle

well well well, if it isn’t another episode about the television show, called lost. THIS WEEK we meet a whole new friend! his name is Desmond, and turns out, he’s kind of a huge jerk this whole episode! (it’s Season 3, Episode 17, btw… titled Catch-22.) we also riff on some nonsense for a while, as we usually do; talk about religion, as lost usually does; and revel in getting to see Charlie die about 8 million times. it’s a little show… called the Island Shuffle. and thanks for listening!

howdy howdy howdy… its time for another one of these episodes. it is Kate Time in Season 3, Episode 15, Left Behind! Kate gets left behind, Juliet gets left behind… everyone loves to get left behind this episode. in Sawyer Is The Protagonist news, sawyers ex is partnering up with Kate in some zany past fugitive adventures, and also Sawyer gets tricked into being a nice boy in the present. meanwhile, we talk The Beatles, having a PlayStation 4, guacamole, and of course, the dreaded scourge that was neknominations. have a good weekend, we love you

welcome back to the island shuffle. this week Bean and James talk about not just any episode… it’s Season One Episode One!! the very first hour of lost!! directed by JJ himself!! it’s Pilot (Part 1) and its a very different show than the big ol mess we know and love. heck, when Jack’s the main character and not Sawyer, you know somethin’s a little weird. still, it’s a heck of a Pilot. and it even has a Pilot in it! the kind that flies a plane!! meanwhile, matthew mcconnaughey’s career is evaluated, and bean criticizes james’ choice of coaster.…

episode thirteen, if you know what i mean!! this week we learn What Kate Did, in Season 2 Episode 9. what’d she do? it’s, well, it’s gotta be murder. she’s haunted by it!! can’t blame her, frankly. meanwhile, eko tells a bible story and michael chats online. bean and james also talk about old TV shows and good ol’ nickelback. thanks for listening to our silly lil show!

hey hey hey its ole hickory ham podcast. episode twelve. we’re talkin Episode 8 of Season 4….. it’s Meet Kevin Johnson. we learn about Michael and what happened to him after he committed two murders. short answer: lotta guilt, and now he’s on a freighter. we also talk about Important Firsts and we meet a new podcast co-host. folks, it’s grandma time.

well well well……. this might be it. this could very well be the worst episode we’ve watched yet. it’s Season 3, Episode 14… Exposé. we meet Nikki and Paolo, who were juuust off camera of all the important things that happened through the series. through it all, they had one thing on their mind… money, baby. diamonds. this is probably the least tangential episode yet, because there’s so much to unpack about how much of a failure this episode is at being fun to watch. why not listen to us gripe and grouse about it for forty some minutes?

it’s our Tenth Episode!! the big One Oh!!! we’ve got whole new microphones for just such an occasion. this week, we’re talkin the Finale of Season 1… called Exodus (Part 3). jack and locke talk fate vs destiny, as they do. a raft goes on an adventure and hurley makes it to the airport in time. and the final shot? buddy you’re lookin at it!!

make way for our new protagonist. sawyer’s out, and juliet’s in!!!! it’s season 3 episode 7, titled Not In Portland. we’re back in the classic prison cages. doctor jack only has an hour to save ben’s life in the OR, but he won’t until his best friends are safe and sound!! good thing he knows the secret artery that takes exactly one hour to kill when severed. meanwhile in the past, we learn about Juliet’s Past. how’d she get so good at murder? well, she wasn’t always so cold, y’know. hard to believe, but it’s true. we also talk about…

welcome back. this week we’re talking about The Other Woman — it’s our first season 4 episode, and it’s all about Juliet. she’s the Other Woman, and she does some homewreckin’ in the past, some classic good soap opera drama. in the present, a plot to poison the entire island (?????) is thwarted by the gang, and frankly it coulda been thwarted way earlier if our heroes could just… talk to each other. other non-lost topics include the emoji movie, youtube comments, and corporations.

the show you love. it’s true, it’s here. we’re stayin in the prison arc, backin up a bit to Season 3, Episode 2, titled The Glass Ballerina, our first episode spent with Sun and Jin!! we travel to korea and learn about how marriage isn’t easy, while the red sox win the world series and sayid hatches a bad plan. meanwhile, james reminisces about my favourite martian, and bean gets mad at jeb bush?? i dunno. podcasting is hard.