Juergen’ It

I hope you like listening to people talk about people talking about people talking about people, because that’s pretty much all we got this week! It’s S02E08, “A New Kind of Green”? Hm. Come join us as we learn some high-level cribbage strats and experimental pasta recipes. This week, we’re making an offer on your house, and we expect an answer right away. You have until the count of 60.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Hey, bud! I hope you’re ready to relax because it’s our favorite season: S02E07, “Summertime”! We’re hanging out on the beach and everything is so chill. Old friends, new friends, incredibly consistent characters, giant babies, all six members of Monty Python, what more could you ask for? Alas, summer can go by in the blink of an eye. This week, Brenda is gaslighting me. ME!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Buongiorno! Grab your sunscreen of misery and flip flops of dread, because we’re talking about S02E06, “The Summer of Our Discontent”! In keeping with the rule of inaccurate titles, this was actually one of the most watchable episodes of the show so far! I hope you like Nice Moments, because we got ’em. Also, our best friend Marc Molina is back! God, we missed him. This week, it’s summertime! That’s right, say it loud!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Get your bathrobes on and get comfortable, because it’s time to talk about S02E05, the incorrectly titled “Born Free”. I hope you like hearing the same conversation, because there are about three different ones in this episode that get copy-pasted throughout the script. It’s okay though, because at least one of them is a really deep and meaningful discussion of grief- oh, sorry, I’m being informed that that one didn’t make the final cut of the episode. We get to talk about George’s vasectomy eight times though! This week, Alice has nothing of value to say. Me too, thanks.Sam –…

In an effort to shill our Patreon, here’s a sample of our latest reading of Ashley’s diary. For more of this, including Ashley’s increasingly weird Rod Serling obsession and our increasingly plausible theory that Ashley is unknowingly using a Death Note as a diary, all you have to do is subscribe to our Patreon for one dollar or more! Thanks for your support and especially for supporting our Patreon!

Put the kids to bed, because this is Juergen’ It After Dark. That’s right, the boys are going to sin city… Bologna, Italy. You know what they say about Bologna, right? No? Well, you will soon enough, because we’re talking about S02E04, “Ciao”, and the forbidden Italian sex acts they WON’T teach you in slut school. Also, Sam airs out his kangaroo grievances. This week, all you need is love. (Beatles!)Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Brendaheads, grab your bathrobes! It’s time for S02E03, “Par for the Course”! The very sad funeral arc is coming to a close and then we can finally move on with our lives and probably never talk about Marshall again for the rest of the show. But things aren’t all tears and limousines this week – we also get to see Ben get slapped in the face! Hooray! This week, we’re going to eXtreme Teen Heaven. Don’t forget to eat a condom!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

Bens, Rubens, countrymen, lend me your ears; we come to bury Marshall, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their boners; So let it be with Marshall. In other words, we’re here to talk about S02E02, “What’s Done Is Done”. I know I’m mixing up my Shakespeare references, I don’t care. The death toll of this show keeps climbing as Sam makes a joke that kills himself and Jordan. This week, we premiere the “Fallin’ In Love” nightcore remix. It’s…Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit