One Billion Dollar Beast Games In Real Life!


MrBeast and James Patterson wrote a book. Let’s make fun of it!

S1E3 – Chapter 2

In the second chapter of The Most Dangerous Games, we move on from one cliffhanger to a very similar cliffhanger in a very similar location. Thrilling! We meet our second protagonist(?) Jack McHenry, who is bad. He fears nothing except fear itself, which he doesn't fear, because he actually fears nothing, because his fear works for him, so he doesn't fear anything. I think I saw that on a picture of the Joker on Facebook once. Anyway, there's freaking sharks in the freaking water. Gosh dang it, this freaking stinks! I sure hope they don't eat my new son! Bluesky…

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S1E2 – Chapter 1

The book begins by throwing us right into the games, except not really. A woman from an unspecified country is on a boat with an unspecified number of unspecified people, thinking unspecified thoughts about the unspecified rules of these unspecified games. At least we know her name, and the name of the brand of boat she's on! I hope that this episode gets across how truly disorienting this book is to read. I feel sick, and my wristband is buzzing, warm against my pulse. It's warm against my pulse and if it stops buzzing I'll die, and it's warm against…

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S1E1 – Chapter 0 – The Letter

MrBeast wrote a book? Sounds funny, so let's read it! In this episode, I read the letter written in fiction by MrBeast, and possibly also in real life by MrBeast. Yes, MrBeast is a character in his book. That's the least of my problems! Bluesky This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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