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5 – Strange Mercy by St. Vincent (9.0)

David and Matt are joined by longtime friend Caitlin to talk about Strange Mercy by St. Vincent. We try to figure out what MAN this album could possibly be about, because it definitely has to be about a MAN. Our best guess is Nick Kroll.

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9 – Xuanwu of Cuddles :)

It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that episode 9, “Same Boat” (Same Boat!) is the Wei Wuxian callout episode. Aside from temporarily cancelling our <s>twink</s> twunk protagonist, we also spend this one discussing Morrissey voiceclaims, the Legend of Total Chaos, and what level of cultivation you have to reach in order to grow nipples. Just kind of a tragic one all around!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: War – Low Rider, arr. & perf. by CarolineNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

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#4 – Apollo 18 (1992)

Giants Confirmed is blasting off again! It’s the end of an era as Trevor and Matt return to seal the cap on They Might Be Giants’ initial run as a duo by discussing their early period’s grand finale, Apollo 18. Join them in taking what might be one giant leap for mankind as they rocket through the record’s 38 tracks — and don’t forget to bring your space suit! Because that’s what this album is about, space!

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67 – Wife Medals

From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo!Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack.Music Used:The Taxpayers – Evil Menhjkl – ninefour

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EPISODE 55: Put Ya Dick in Some Wires

Whew! That was a real tough battle, but Sara managed to get out of Canada alive! Unfortunately, we had to leave Satah behind for a little bit to fend off the oncoming Yeerk horde. Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll be fine. In the meantime, we took a trip down to not-exactly-Atlantis to take a look at some Beegees, according to Rachel. It’s The Mutation!In addition to Shorts Season, Johnny Two Brains, Porn Laptop, Mob Psycho Animorphs AU, Double Depression, Closed-System Reproduction, and Everybody Knows Paprika’s Fucked.Support us on Patreon!

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S4E13 – Monkey’s Paw Giving a Thumbs Up

Good news! We’ve finally found it: the best episode of the show! It’s S04E13, “And Circumstance”, a truly wonderful, joyous time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here 🙂 This week, we gotta hand it to Brenda. No, really!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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95 – bono writes ’em slippery

well it’s gonna have to be Season 3 Episode 13, The Man from Tallahassee this week. Locke thinks about his regular relationship with his regular dad, and then he holds a man hostage and eats his leftovers before blowing up his friend’s only escape. so, a normal one for our protagonist!! we also learn the true cure for depression, give the Edmonton Oilers a piece of our mind, and take a deep dive into U2’s recording process.

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66 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had pretty bad tech issues! Luckily we didn’t have to throw any of it out, but our apologies for Eden cutting out sporadically. Thank you to our listeners for sending in questions and guiding the conversation!Featuring: Eden and alex leafcrunch (who also edited)Music used: The Taxpayers…

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8 – Wen Mao Official “Mr. Ten Years” Anniversary Collection

Sometimes you lose at sports. Sometimes your dad has you help him do fascism to make up for it. Just kind of a Wen thing! Friends of the show Val Flightcub and Alex Leafcrunch join us for episode 8, “The Indoctrination,” as we head to autocracy summer camp, engage in some wordplay, and eat a whole hell of a lot of women-respecting pods. #LetLanZhanSayBoobiesIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Lil Nas X – Old Town Road, arr. & perf. by JadonDrewNoisespace | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon |…

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43 – Dicks on the Table

Note: Sorry about Stephanie’s audio quality this week, she’s an idiot and broke her mic cable 2 minutes before recording. Thanks for understanding!Richard Dawkins shirt we are all gay! Happy pride month! This week we’re joined by wonderful guest Su, and we get to talk about how incredibly gay this episode of SATC is (to us, geniuses). Our episode of the week was season 3 episode 13, Escape From New York, which took (most of) our gals to the wacky city of LA. Carrie’s driving stick, Sam’s dildo is thick, and Charlotte’s not getting dick. Meanwhile, Miranda is an angel…

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