The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 20: Chameleons are the Animorphs of Lizards

Hey, remember Tobias? No? Yeah, neither do the Animorphs. He’s not in this episode, and they barely address it! Nobody’s worried about him, or anything! Anyways, it’s On the Run! I’m more a fan of Great Gig in the Sky, but I do app-oh, what the fuck, it’s a different one. Okay, fine, sure.In addition to this Tobias-less episode, we also discussed Smoothie Pockets, Stabbed in a Parking Lot Carnival, I Only Morph Into the Mountain Goats, Shopdropping, Human Acquisition Ethics, How I Met Yeerk Mother, ASGAB, Double Ds Jewellers, and Getting AndaLIT.REFERENCED MEDIA: That Community gifSupport us on Patreon!

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February 16, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 19: Surrealist Basketball Hoops

So remember how in the books, Tobias is a nothlit by the end of the first one? Well, we reached the end of the third episode, and he’s still not stuck! So what the hell! We know it happens eventually, but they’re just dragging the first book out! Anyways, let’s talk about Underground, and finally get off our skateboard for the first time in the seri-oh, it’s not that Underground? Fuck.We also discussed: Name Game, Nothlit List, Tiger Facts, Get Rid of the Skids, Supernatural Memories, The Laziest Yeerk, Satah Cries Again, Another Satah Remix, and Satah’s Farm Adventures!Check out…

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February 9, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 18: His Name is Nobias

Okay, so we’re not publishing this episode, right? We found a new way to monetize Animorphs in 2018. Anyways, this is just going into the fuckin’ Disney vault, so there’s no real point to this description. But I’m a creature of habit, so I’m doing it anyways!In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 2, we also discussedProfessor Baby, The Villain Edit, 50 Shades of Morphin’, 90’s Plastic, Bathtime Barbies, Cat Grooming, Local Shaun Makes Good, Chunk’s Li’l Flippie Flippa Floppers, and Big Fun Party Mix.Check out Satah on Tumblr, Twitter, and Bandcamp!Support us on Patreon!

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February 2, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 17: Tobias Sadstuck

Well folks, we’ve got some bad news – we go into it in more detail but basically Blair is now Satah and Satah’s now their cat, Garold. It’s a whole mess. But anyways, until The Ellimist decides to let Blair morph back into her own body, Satah is here to talk about the Animorphs TV show! And boy, is it…..well, it’s something.In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 1, we also discussed Morph Chain, A Deep YTV Hole, Epic Rap Battles of History: Tobias Vs. Garold, Marco’s Stolen Jumpsuit, My Name is Jake-nas, Satah Loses Their Goddamn Mind Over…

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January 26, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 16: Gay Deflection

Blair and Luna can’t tell you their full names, or where they’re from, but they CAN talk at length about The Escape‘s juicy, juicy Marco angst. On top of that, topics include Marco being in love with Jake, obviously, dogbots, lost continents, and lots o’ sick snuffles.

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January 13, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and was probably definitely horny for transformation herself. Or at least her ghostwriter for this book was. It’s Cassie time, she turns into a horse, and it’s The Unknown!In addition to alien shitboxes, we also discussed Christmas Talk, Butch Lesbian Cassie, Public Deucing, Transformation Talk, Dyson’s Other Blades, Domain Cultures, and Midwest Morphfest.Referenced media: Kakyoin Has a NightmareSupport us on Patreon!

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December 29, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn’t know what a wife is. Also, Tobias can morph again! Welcome to The Change! In addition to The Change, we discuss A Low Edit Episode, A Diattribe On Kapplegate’s Shipping, Shonen Talk, Alien Genders, Animorph Get Facebook, Tobias’ Aging, Dickshit McFart’s Prestigious Student Award, and Sundae Headcanons. Sorry about the rough audio this week, Luna was sick as a dog and didn’t really have the energy for the high quality edit you can expect. She’ll…

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December 8, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 13: Wizard Slurs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Home Improvement. Also, Rachel is allergic to crocodiles! It’s The Reaction!In addition to Rachel’s allergy adventure also discuss The Three Names Curse, Crocodile/Alligator Differences, Nomenclatures, A LONG Twilight Tangent, Luna’s Memorization Skills, Yasmine Bleeth, Visser Three’s Human Form, Luna’s Stupidity, and Punchiness vs. Horny On Main.Referenced content: Yasmine Bleeth Game OverSupport us on Patreon!

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December 1, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 12: That’s Pussy, Babe

Blair and Luna can’t tell you their last names, or where they live, but this week, they’ve come to tell you about the eleventh book in the Animorphs series, The Forgotten! Topics include: anthropomorphic horniness, generalized horniness, Furry AU fanfiction, time shenanigans, Kapplegate conspiracy theories, and so much more!

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November 17, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 11: The Theme Song For Dogs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their last names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they both fucking love robots. Join us as we delve into Marco’s second book, The Android!In addition to The Android, we also discuss The Best Warped Tour Lineup Yet, A Diatribe on Cats, Marco’s Compulsory Heterosexuality, Luna is Wrong About Russell’s Teapot, Dan Ryckert’s Hoodie Revelation, Aliens Are Dogs Now, An Interesting Moral Discussion, and Marco’s Life on the Edge.Referenced images: Cevdet ErekSupport us on Patreon!

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October 28, 2017