EPISODE 20: Chameleons are the Animorphs of Lizards
Hey, remember Tobias? No? Yeah, neither do the Animorphs. He’s not in this episode, and they barely address it! Nobody’s worried about him, or anything! Anyways, it’s On the Run!…
EPISODE 19: Surrealist Basketball Hoops
So remember how in the books, Tobias is a nothlit by the end of the first one? Well, we reached the end of the third episode, and he’s still not…
EPISODE 18: His Name is Nobias
Okay, so we’re not publishing this episode, right? We found a new way to monetize Animorphs in 2018. Anyways, this is just going into the fuckin’ Disney vault, so there’s…
EPISODE 17: Tobias Sadstuck
Well folks, we’ve got some bad news – we go into it in more detail but basically Blair is now Satah and Satah’s now their cat, Garold. It’s a whole…
EPISODE 16: Gay Deflection
Blair and Luna can’t tell you their full names, or where they’re from, but they CAN talk at length about The Escape‘s juicy, juicy Marco angst. On top of that,…
EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and…
EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn’t know what a wife is.…
EPISODE 13: Wizard Slurs
Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that this book just kinda wholesale rips off Johnathan…
EPISODE 12: That’s Pussy, Babe
Blair and Luna can’t tell you their last names, or where they live, but this week, they’ve come to tell you about the eleventh book in the Animorphs series, The…
EPISODE 11: The Theme Song For Dogs
Luna and Blair can’t tell you their last names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they both fucking love robots. Join us as we…