Prime Cuts

THIS PODCAST IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; classic 80s racism, Megatron's canny involvement in geopolitics, cars = planes, the Giant Purple Griffin, Fireflight continues to be nobody, Slingshot's problematic views, the CHRONOSPHERE, Orion Pax's weird vibes, who the fuck is Dion, time loops, Optimus' transition into a more mythic figure, and questioning how you air an episode THIS out of order. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Now look I know you THOUGHT you knew how Transformers were made, considering how they've built like 10 guys on Earth with no extra steps, but we didn't know about the big glowing god orb before. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Rumble's love of car theft, Alpha Trion's continually strange vibes, Wildrider busting a nut, baby fights, how the Dinobots are doomed to limbo, putting the guy with a fear of heights in charge of plane team, and the seemingly endless march of combiners that will soon be hitting our screens.Noise Space Discord Patreon This podcast is…

This week Prime Cuts is all about the ladies...and Hoist. We get our introduction to the concept of Female Autobots in their first and (for most of them) last episode, and Powerglide gets a human girlfriend. Then Hoist also does stuff. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Cybertronian gender politics, how chicks seem to dig guys who are red, (shockwave voice) FEEMALES, the bizarrely incestual vibes Alpha Trion gives Prime and Elita's relationship, the dumbest girl in the world, Conehead antics, 50s style romcom tropes, how Astoria can do better, making movies, vehicular robots, flesh eating lava, and…

Look, whatever you do just don't look up where Dinsmore was between 1965 and 1979. This Datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; the Second Boer War, hunting cars for sport, the differences between Saw and Final Destination, that fucking billboard, isuggestforcetf, the beautiful Komodo Dragons of Borneo, Tracks cruising at the car wash, the Bop Crew, the genesis of Blaster and Soundwave's rivalry, and wondering what the hell the Cons' plan even WAS in 'Auto-Bop'. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

gurgling noises. This Datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Seaspray, inter-species romance, the horror of the transformation pool, Seaspray keeping his awful voice after being turned into fabio, more vaguely indigenous-coded alien societies, FOOTBALL, Astrotrain's sad little life, the troubling BDSM culture Autobot Headquarters has been fostering, legendary lines, and Optimus turning down being everyone's daddy. Noise Space | Discord This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Who's ready for some half baked backstory with a side of bugs? This week your hosts take on the highly entertaining 'Quest for Survival' and the frankly confusing 'Secret of Omega Supreme'. This Datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; naturally occurring raid cans, Cosmos being put in hentai situations, the trouble with clones, Thrust's continued prominence, the Crystal City Polycule, the funniest way to make Omega Supreme telling a story bearable, the robo smasher, and the general weird vibes in 'SoOS'. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.