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The DCEU giveth, and the DCEU taketh away. I don't think I'm being too dramatic saying that. We didn't like the third act of Wonder Woman. The curse of blockbuster superhero movies strikes again and transforms David Thewlis into a CGI monster man who throws CGI Gal Gadot at walls. Exciting! I'm sure Aquaman will probably be different, ha ha. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

Well, who could've seen this coming? We're watching the second third of Wonder Woman and, well, we all really like it! So much, in fact, that we spent nearly an hour and a half talking about how much more enjoyable it is to watch than just about any other superhero movie these days, especially Batman v Superman. Thank you, Patty Jenkins! Hopefully the next movie is terrible again so we can get this podcast back on track. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

What if a movie was good for once? Well, that would be nice for us! Not sure if Wonder Woman is that movie yet, but so far, it's fine. It's got all the stuff you want in a movie: epic horse girls doing bow and arrow stunts with German soldiers, and colors! It's also got Gal Godot, so who's to say if it's good or not? (Us!) Hopefully we'll reach a decision on that by the end of the dang thing. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

Another movie down! We wrap up Suicide Squad and salute the brave Navy SEALs following the squad in the background who turned out to be the main characters all along. Sorry if this episode description is pretty sparse, it turns out this movie barely has a plot and nothing happens in it. Well, see you in the next one! Some people like Wonder Woman! Will we join them? Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

It's the second third of Suicide Squad and my brain hurts! The movie is hard to watch, but the Squad is here, and the Squad is Suicide. We even got two surprise bonus members: Slipknot and- We even got a surprise bonus member: Katana! Welcome to the team! Pull up a chair and come listen to some hit songs with us! What's going on in this movie? Enchantress got a free hat! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

Ah, jeez. We've really done it this time. We decided that it would be fun to watch the first 36 or so minutes of Suicide Squad (2016 film, not The). It wasn't! Amanda Waller is here, and she's got a plan to assemble a team of wacky weirdos. Is it a good plan? No. Is there any reason to do it? Not really. At least not until she does it, because Amanda Waller is a woman who enjoys to cause problems on purpose! Wish us luck! If Jared Leto keeps showing up, things are gonna get pretty dicey for our…

If you're a fan of buildings getting knocked over, this is the episode for you! We watched the last hour of Man of Steel and you can probably guess what happens. Remember how Bruce Wayne was mad in Batman v Superman? Well, this is the part of the movie where Zod and Clark team up to make that happen. Clark fights some semi-nameless goons, crashes some semi-nameless ships, and has a lot of fun doing it. Unless the #Snyderverse gets #Restored, this is our last DCEU Zack movie... but, unfortunately for us, our misery is far from over. Sam |…

Well, the honeymoon is over. We were all so excited to go on our honeymoon with Henry Cavill, but it's all unraveling as we watch minutes 44 through 88 of Man of Steel. You know it's bad when we managed to talk about a third of the movie for the length of the whole movie! How is the chemistry between Amy Adams and Henry Cavill so bad? Why does Pa Kent wish death on all children? Why is Alex Jones being invited onto CNN? And just who was that mysterious hat-wearing man at Pa Kent's grave? Maybe we'll find out…

After a cumulative runtime of 425 minutes of bad movie, we've arrived at the promised land: Man of Steel. The Snyderverse movie that people generally agree is the least worst. Will we agree? So far, yes! It's a movie! It's less than three hours long! What more could you possibly want? The bar is set so low, this has to be the correct watch order! Thank you, Zack! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter