Gigalithic

Gigalithic (they/him)
		An internet doofus and person who draws women with large arms on twitter.	Shows: • Zero to Zero • Madder Meter Lads

Zero to Zero

S8E3 – The Body Doesn’t Know

Well, we did it! We made it to the end, all of us safe and sound. The Zero to Zero podcast hosts are all alive and well, at least. We can't necessarily say the same for the characters of The Flash (2023). We've reached the end of the goofiest and bloodiest DCEU movie we've ever watched for this podcast. Did we like looking at it? No. Was the story brilliantly written? No. But did we have a good time watching it? Only the one of us who had completely forgotten the first two thirds of the movie. But on top…

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August 5, 2024

Zero to Zero

S8E2 – Downtown Abby’s and Bananabee’s

After a normal period of waiting since the last episode, we have made it to part 2 of the Flash. We learn all about this whacky weird world that Old Barry Prime has found himself in, and it turns out everything is mixed up! Eric Stoltz played Marty McFly?? Tom Cruise played who in what?? And on top of it all, there's no metahumans in this version of the timeline! Giga, Sam, and Val brainstorm how to make sure Cyborg's life is still changed forever. The Barrys also learn all about multiverses from Batman 2, who is not Batfleck, but…

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July 29, 2024

Zero to Zero

S8E1 – Dunning and Kruging

They said it couldn't be done! They said it shouldn't be done! Sam has been dragged back kicking and screaming to once again watch a bad-looking movie: The Flash! Is this the worst-looking movie we've ever watched? Possibly! Should this movie exist? Absolutely not! Let's all grit our teeth and try to tolerate two simultaneous Ezras Miller as we investigate the mystery of the 100 CGI mothers and the crunchy purple guy who punched the Flash into last week, literally. Val | Gigalithic | Sam Twitter | Cohost

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February 29, 2024

Doctor Huh

E47 – Asisusasus

The Christmas Era continues! Friend of the show Gigalithic joins us this week to talk about the 2011 Christmas special, "The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe"! This is the episode where Steven decided to do festive gender essentialism for an hour, and not even Bill Bailey can salvage it. On the bright side, at least we invented a new word. Sam | Jordan | Gigalithic Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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November 10, 2023

Zero to Zero

S7E2 – Flog Loom

Supaidaman is back on the scene, ready to kick some ass! But only the asses of specific people who he finds worthy of the effort. This week Giga and Val talk Season 1 Episodes 3 and 4, featuring a truly bug-eyed monster and merman premonitions. Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

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September 6, 2023

Zero to Zero

S7E1 – Super-Speed Turn

After 400 years, Val heard the telepathic messages Giga has been sending out, asking someone to watch the Spider-Man tokusatsu with them. So here we were! Two out of three of the old gang are back together to watch some more superpowered goofiness, and Spiderman (Japanese)(1978)(TV show) does not disappoint. This show is like taking a ride on the back of a superspeed motorcycle, AKA sick as hell!! This week we meet our main cast of characters, including the roguish Takuya, who loves riding his bike and hopes nobody makes him pick up their centuries-long grudge, and Garia, from the…

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August 30, 2023

Zero to Zero

S6E3 – Shaped Like Executive Dysfunction

Well, we finally finished Mystery Men, and the movie didn't get better since last time. In the third act, the Mystery Men gang do a mega whoopsie daisy and superkill the superhero they came to rescue. Oh no! Now it's up the them and their Chekov's Tank to defeat Casanova Frankenstein at his Frankenstein Casa. The hijinks that ensue can only be described as "not actually funny" and "improv'ed whole-cloth." This movie was not good, we're going back to directing commercials now. Jo | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

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August 3, 2023

Zero to Zero

S6E2 – Enter Racism Man

Watch out, here he comes! The racism man is in town and really went bananas on the script for Mystery Men in this part. But that's not all, the movie also does some peak aughties humor that only guys who are NOT gay can pull off. Stay on the lookout for really, really funny jokes such as when a woman, or when a skunk humps someone's leg. It goes on for a long time. We also meet some new characters, some who we enjoyed, and some who are The Spleen. Don't forget to leave a five-star review on itunes if…

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July 26, 2023

Zero to Zero

S6E1 – FuriosityStream

Zero to Zero returns! That's right, everyone is here, Giga, Val, and... Jo??? The gang talks about the first third of the critical darling, 1999's "Mystery Men" starring Ben Stiller, William H. Macy, and Hank Azaria in only his second most problematic role that I can think of. We meet our heroes, villains, antagonistic other heroes, Tom Waits, who is horny for octogenarians, and much more! Val | Gigalithic | Jo Twitter | Cohost

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July 5, 2023

Zero to Zero

S5E18 – A Little Nod

At long last, we have completed this ridiculous project of ours! The Bladetastic Era of Zero to Zero has come to an end, and nothing could be more appropriate than the trash ending Fant4stic gave us. The Fantastic Four finally team up for the first time in this movie, but will it be better than their single team attack in the 2005 movie? Well, it depends if you even count this one as a team attack! Ah, well. It's mostly just a shame that we never got to meet Doctor Doom! Since it's my last episode I'm going to drop…

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June 7, 2023

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