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We're back from being sick, but will series 2 episode 1, "Love & Monsters", make us sick again? It's an episode a lot of people don't like, and it quickly becomes apparent why: the Doctor's barely in it! Will we find room in our hearts for Elton and his band of weirdos, or will we tile of them? I mean, tire of them. Sorry, I guess I got brain from tiles. I mean, I've got tiles on the brain. I don't know what I'm saying. Enjoy the episode! Sam | Jordan Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord…

It's always a treat when we get to complete a two-parter on this show, and even more so when we get to watch it in order! This isn't one of those times, but we still enjoyed series 5 episode 4, "The Time of Angels!" It was all the way back on our fifth episode that we watched part 2, "Flesh and Stone", and we understand this show a lot better now. Is the Eleventh Doctor always going to be likable? No. Do the Weeping Angels always crunch your bones? No. What's going on with River Song? No. And that's okay!…

Bad news for Osgood fans: this week we're watching series 9 episode 7, "The Zygon Invasion", and we have 50% as many Osgoods as the last time we saw her! In a world with 20 million Zygons and only one Osgood, how will Earth remain at peace? It won't! This is one of those episodes that tries to be political and doesn't really think about what it's saying. "You think we should be nice to immigrants?" Of course! "Well, what if they were killer Grimaces from outer space?" No way! "What if they were nice Grimaces but their kids were…

We've broken free (for now) from our recent run of specials, finales, and very big episodes to watch series 2 episode 2, "Tooth and Claw"! Remember like forty episodes ago when we heard that Torchwood was founded because of Queen Victoria and a werewolf? This is that! Between this and the Idiot's Lantern, series 2 sure does love the monarchy! I hope we do too, otherwise this might not end up being our favorite episode of the show! Sam | Jordan Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We're back from break to talk about series 9 episode 12, "Hell Bent"! Christmas is almost here, so the RNG gave us a break from Christmas specials, which is nice. A bird-involved incident has occurred and the Doctor became twisted about it. Will he be able to do a coup big enough to justify the Crisp Chipnall type numbers of years he spent in a pre-prison prison coin? Well, let's just say, "years are where time goes when it's long." You know what I mean? Sam | Jordan Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Just in time for November, we're deep in the Christmas Era, watching the fourth 2009 special, "The End of Time Part 1"! Donna's Gambit has worked once again, which of course means that she's in the episode for a few seconds. Meanwhile, we're hanging out with her funny grandpa Wilfred, who we love, and who has a gun. We also meet Harold Saxon (a regular guy) and Barack Obama (a Harold Saxon). Basically, this episode is wacky. To quote the Doctor: "it's funny!" Sam | Jordan Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Jodie's Gambit works at last, and the RNG has sent us back for more Flux with series 13 episode 4, "Village of the Angels"! We've both rewatched "Once, Upon Time" to try to remember what the heck was going on here, and we've got two entire opinions about it. It's classic Flux, in that Yaz fails the Yaz test (doesn't do anything) and Dan fails the Dan test (doesn't kill any Sea Devils). Will the Doctor pass the Doctor test (solve the problem of the week) or will the Angels pass the Angels test ([BONES CRUNCHING])? Sam | Jordan Cohost…

Finally, another Christmas special! We're getting festive once again with 2014's "Last Christmas", in which the Twelfth Doctor and Clara meet Santa Claus... or do they? Or don't they? Or do they? Steven Moffat watched Inception and Alien back-to-back one night and wrote this episode. It's got some cool ideas, and some jokes and lines that are so funny and cool that we get to hear them over and over! Elfism LOL xD Sam | Jordan Cohost | Tumblr | Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube