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Don't get too excited, blood enjoyers... we may be watching series 3 episode 9, "The Family of Blood", but there's nary a drop to be found here! I guess the BBC weren't too thrilled about having a bunch of children firing machine guns at unarmed men, so they made them into scarecrows instead. They should call this episode "The Family of Straw" if you ask me! Haha! Anyway, this episode is about how Martha deserves better. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We're going back for more How Rose Died! It's series 2 episode 13, "Doomsday", the part 2 of "Army of Ghosts"! The planet is at a critical mass of funny robot guys who want us all dead. We're finally going to learn what that plunger do, which is a real shame for the guy who gets plunged! Turns out Daleks are no joke, despite everything about them. Can the same be said for the Cybermen? We'll leave that to the two factions to decide, in the robo roast battle we didn't know we needed in our lives! Sam | Jordan…

Hey, what's going on here? Am I watching an episode of House of the Dragon? No, it's just series 7 episode 6, "The Bells of Saint John"! The Eleventh Doctor is doing some funny monk cosplay and then oops never mind no he isn't. We were all getting excited for a fun time travel story but then he had to go do tech support for Clara. What if people were getting trapped in the Wi-Fi? Would that really be so different from how we live today? Whoa... just kidding, that's not what this episode is about at all. It's literally…

We've got a 100% success rate on Bill's Gambit so far! This week, we're watching series 10 episode 5, "Oxygen", and it's great! Sometimes this show really tricks you into thinking it's good by being good. Let's enjoy a tense space adventure with not-exactly-zombies and try not to worry about how good or bad the show might be next week. Also, play Hardspace: Shipbreaker! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We're heading back to the Satan Pit, and then back a little bit more, to watch series 2 episode 8, "The Impossible Planet"! It's our first time completing a two-parter on this podcast, so it's fitting that it would be the part 1. We'll try our best to be shocked as characters who weren't in part 2 die! We'll also try to forget that the resolution of the Ood is no good. Maybe we're misremembering what happens to all of them in the end! Maybe they're all chilling on Margaritulon 9! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr |…

We've got a good one this week! Series 11 episode 6, "Demons of the Punjab", an episode that dares to ask, "what if Yaz got to be the main character?" Well, not really, but almost! The Tardis Team(?!?!) are going back to 1947, moments before the announcement of the Partition of India, to investigate the mystery of her grandma's watch that we saw that one time. Just who are the titular demons? The answer may surprise you! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well! What can we say about series 6 episode 8, "Let's Kill Hitler"? First of all (and I think we all could've guessed this) they didn't do it. It turns out that's only 1% of what this episode is about! Please enjoy this week's episode where we get the answer to a mystery that we had yet to encounter. What an arc! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This week, we're going back to school with series 8 episode 6, "The Caretaker"! The Twelfth Doctor is going deep undercover, which means he's wearing coveralls and holding a mop and telling everyone that he's an alien called the Doctor. Meanwhile, he and Clara's boyfriend Danny are fighting over her love! Sounds annoying, right? Wrong! We liked this episode! Also there was a robot in it at some point! (We're going to be off for a couple weeks, but we will return with an episode that made Jordan scream when the title came up, so look forward to that!) Sam…