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Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him. |
Shows:
• Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh |
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Great news for fans of The Suicide Squad: this whole movie is The Suicide Squad! We're watching the second part of it and things are heating up in Corto Maltese! We've got the hottest ships in town: Thinkmaker, Peacemaker x Reader, and maybe more! Looks like everyone wants a piece of Peacemaker... including Rick Flag! Hopefully that's all fine and nothing bad happens! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
It's over! We have completed our arguably way too long victory lap of fanfic and we are finally done with our Kyle XY journey once and for all! We read the second half of the very good fanfic Kyle XY Fix the Broken and, let me tell you, it does exactly what the title says it will. With the power of Kyle and Jessi's love, we are all healed. Thanks for listening! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
They decided to give us another competently made movie! We're watching the first third of The Suicide Squad, and talking about all the things it does better than the original. Or, one might say, how it does all things better than the original! For example, there is a weasel named Weasel who is a weasel, and a shark named Shark who is a shark. Nice!!! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
We've got one more fanfic before we finish our time with Kyle, and this one is short and sweet. This week, we read the first half of Kyle XY Fix the Broken on Wattpad! We're picking up where the season 3 finale left off. Are the Tragers safe at the Rack? Is Cassidy safe from Kyle's wrath? And most importantly, is this writer another Kessi shipper? Well, yes, but it's good. I promise! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
It's finally over! We finished reading the unfinished fanfic, Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story! It may not have an ending, but it does have a lot of Matrix references in the eleventh hour. More importantly, we finally get to the bottom of how Matt Dallas's character Chad Burton died on Eastwick! It's better than we could have ever imagined! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Wonder Woman 1984 truly is a land of contrasts! The third act may not be good, but they definitely saved some of the best parts for last. There's some acting, some emotions, a climax that isn't just a punching fight with a CGI monster... It doesn't save the movie by any means, but they were doing some stuff here! It's a shame Kristen Wiig wasn't around to see it. She had to leave so they could do a punching fight with a CGI monster. Oops! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
We're so close! It's our second to last episode of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story, chapter 26, "Electricity", and things are heating up between Kyle and Jessi, unfortunately! Will they commit the ultimate sin? Will the surrounding neighborhood survive if they do? I, for one, am terrified to find out! (Unfortunately, Jordan's audio gets problemed around 41 minutes in and remains problemed for the rest of the episode. I have made it as listenable as possible! Sorry!) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Act 2 of Wonder Woman 1984 hits you like a sledgehammer straight to the brain! Steve is a caveman! Wonder Woman is a five thousand year old anthropologist who doesn't know what happened to Rome! The extremely messed up circumstances of their romance are basically unquestioned! Wonder Woman forgets that the movie has a villain! Please help us! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
This week, we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 25, "The Date". Kyle has prepared a perfect romantic evening with Jessi. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the snipers, I mean. And the tear gas. And the oysters he left out all night. And his memories being gone. And Jessi. You know what, maybe let's just cancel. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Time for a normal movie! We're watching act 1 of Wonder Woman 1984, which people might like. Join us as we break down the way too long opening, the way too straight friendship between Diana and Barbara, and the way too creepy romance between Diana and Some Guy's Stolen Body! Classic eighties things! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter