Sam

Sam (he/him)
		Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him.	Shows: • Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh

Juergen' It

S1E5 – Extra Extras

Can’t keep a bad podcast down! We took a week off but we’re back, with a special guest – it’s STOG from The F Plus, who decided he also wants to destroy his brain with this horrible show! This week we’ll be talking about S01E05, “What Have You Done to Me”. The title’s not super relevant to what happens in the episode but it’s certainly relevant to how we were all feeling after watching it. It starts with Meat Magician Ben Boykewich pulling a miraculously unscathed platter of chicken wings out of a comically large picnic basket, and it’s pretty…

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October 1, 2017

Juergen' It

S1E4 – Guilt, Shame, and Regret

Buckle up, because this week we’re talking about S01E04, “Caught”, and it’s bad! Like, really bad. I think I’ve referred to every episode as “the worst episode so far” and boy does this one ever fail to break the streak. Get ready for some shirtless [adults portraying] teenagers because there’s a lot of them! You’d think Single Delicious Counchelor Marc Molina would have something to say about all of this but I have no idea where he is. I sent him an email but he hasn’t responded. This week, the Sausage King defends his throne from the interloper Amy Juergens.…

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September 18, 2017

Juergen' It

S1E3 – Amy Juergens, Carousel Connoisseur

I hope you’ve got your Juergen’ It branded barf bags ready, because we’re talking about S01E03, “I Feel Sick”! Watch in horror as Ben reveals his kinks. Listen in horror as Ricky weaves a web of lies for no discernable reason! Smell in horror as Amy vomits on a carousel! Shake your head in disapproval as we criticize the show for constantly repeating an unfunny joke about “King Bowman”, and then proceed to call him King Ham for the entire episode! This week, Ben has his first kiss, and unfortunately it’s not with Amy.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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September 14, 2017

Juergen' It

S1E2 – Ham Sandwich

I can’t stop crying! We did it, kids! Two episodes! This week we watch S01E02, titled “You Are My Everything” which is weird because nobody actually says that in the episode. Not even the wretched Ben Boykewich would do that. I mean, he and Amy have only been on one date! He probably will after the second. This week, the competition is heating up for World’s Number One Ham Dad. Fear the quickening.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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September 6, 2017

Juergen' It

S1E1 – Brendavision!

Welcome to the first episode of the first podcast about the first TV show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Today we talk about S01E01, “Falling In Love”, and meet our new best friends and our new worst enemies in this garbage teen drama. Is our hero Amy Juergens really pregnant, or does she just have an exotic disease? What happened to Molly Ringwald’s career? Do Ben’s two best friends have names? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more, here on the podcast that is unfortunately called Juergen’ It even though I specifically said it…

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September 6, 2017

Doctor Huh

As part of their eternal quest to experience media in only the smartest ways possible, Sam and Jordan watch a randomly-selected episode of Doctor Who every week.

Sounds About Light

We've all got a lot of questions about Kingdom Hearts. Sam, a lifelong fan, and Drew, a guy who kind of knows what's going on but not entirely, will find the answers to all these questions, or your munny back!

Kyle X Why?

You may never have watched Kyle XY, but if you were alive in 2006 you probably remember the massive advertising campaign for this mysterious boy with no belly button. What was his deal? Where did he come from? Was this show actually any good? Sam and Jordan hope to find out!

Zero to Zero

In 2006, the Sci-Fi Channel and Stan Lee teamed up to search for the star of his next comic book (singular). Now in 2020, Sam, Val, and Gigalithic are teaming up to search for answers about how this show got made.

Juergen’ It

Ten years ago, the network formerly known as ABC Family allowed 7th Heaven creator Brenda Hampton to make a terrible teen drama that they inexplicably allowed to run for five seasons. Now, two brothers have made it their mission to shine a light on this garbage TV show and look at it more closely than the writers would have ever hoped anyone would.

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