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Well, finally, Tobias is a nothlit. Like, officially. And they don’t spend any time on it! They get over it in like 2 seconds! This child is basically dead, but everyone’s pretty much okay with it! Which is super weird, honestly. Anyways, let’s get into Between Friends, which, well, I was about to make a joke about that being the name of a webcomic, but somehow that doesn’t exist! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed Abbrevs, Birthnames, Youtube Controllers, Tobias Hawk Confirmed (Finally), The People’s Principal, Shitty Teachers, Worst Music to Fuck To, Satah’s One-Person Metal Band,…

Hey, remember Tobias? No? Yeah, neither do the Animorphs. He’s not in this episode, and they barely address it! Nobody’s worried about him, or anything! Anyways, it’s On the Run! I’m more a fan of Great Gig in the Sky, but I do app-oh, what the fuck, it’s a different one. Okay, fine, sure.In addition to this Tobias-less episode, we also discussed Smoothie Pockets, Stabbed in a Parking Lot Carnival, I Only Morph Into the Mountain Goats, Shopdropping, Human Acquisition Ethics, How I Met Yeerk Mother, ASGAB, Double Ds Jewellers, and Getting AndaLIT.REFERENCED MEDIA: That Community gifSupport us on Patreon!

So remember how in the books, Tobias is a nothlit by the end of the first one? Well, we reached the end of the third episode, and he’s still not stuck! So what the hell! We know it happens eventually, but they’re just dragging the first book out! Anyways, let’s talk about Underground, and finally get off our skateboard for the first time in the seri-oh, it’s not that Underground? Fuck.We also discussed: Name Game, Nothlit List, Tiger Facts, Get Rid of the Skids, Supernatural Memories, The Laziest Yeerk, Satah Cries Again, Another Satah Remix, and Satah’s Farm Adventures!Check out…

Okay, so we’re not publishing this episode, right? We found a new way to monetize Animorphs in 2018. Anyways, this is just going into the fuckin’ Disney vault, so there’s no real point to this description. But I’m a creature of habit, so I’m doing it anyways!In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 2, we also discussedProfessor Baby, The Villain Edit, 50 Shades of Morphin’, 90’s Plastic, Bathtime Barbies, Cat Grooming, Local Shaun Makes Good, Chunk’s Li’l Flippie Flippa Floppers, and Big Fun Party Mix.Check out Satah on Tumblr, Twitter, and Bandcamp!Support us on Patreon!

Well folks, we’ve got some bad news – we go into it in more detail but basically Blair is now Satah and Satah’s now their cat, Garold. It’s a whole mess. But anyways, until The Ellimist decides to let Blair morph back into her own body, Satah is here to talk about the Animorphs TV show! And boy, is it…..well, it’s something.In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 1, we also discussed Morph Chain, A Deep YTV Hole, Epic Rap Battles of History: Tobias Vs. Garold, Marco’s Stolen Jumpsuit, My Name is Jake-nas, Satah Loses Their Goddamn Mind Over…