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23 – I’m Poster Syndrome

With this week’s episode, “Night Rush,” being the (thus far) penultimate of the donghua, we had to bring in our very own Stygian Tigey, Funny Sara of Fearbaiting, The Wonder Yeerks, and HKIPGTD to help us go ghost on all this shit! We’re covering everything from sports, catboys, and the true meaning of King Dedede to the newest and coolest take on FMK and the awful truth about Wei Wuxian’s ideal life. Get your boneitis nap out of the way first, because this one’s a doozy.HELP US OUT WITH OUR LIVE READINGS!Sign up to voice a character here!Intro: Carly Rae…

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22 – ACTIVATE [TOP MODE]

Crappy Fall, everyone! This week’s episode, “Right and Wrong,” taught us the meaning of gift-giving, and your hosts explore it by gaming our way through the (completely legitimate) world of AliExpress, playing with a new toy given to us via submission by sect leader of the show Sarah, and pouring one out for a certain yellow man who couldn’t survive a baby’s birthday party.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Edd Kalehoff – The Price is Right Theme Song; perf. by Matt SawyerNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter…

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21 – The Joke of Jin Ling (Rude)

What is your real name? Hmph. Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth. What a coincidence. My name is also Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth. HYAAAH! Here I come, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth! Bring it, Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisp–I BIT MY TONGUE (featuring Zoey of HKIPGTD & The Stick!)Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: thisNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

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20 – Ass-Based Offense

Hold onto your Flubber legs, folks, because today we’re joined by the Venerated Duo themselves, Brooks and Eddy of [INSERTPGOTFAMILYPRODUCTHERE]! It’s time to talk about season 2, episode 4, “Shishu,” which all of us thoroughly comprehend. There’s boys coming out of walls, a cameo by Perfect Cell, and, uh, Dangdang, apparently? It’ll get your right in the McFeelys, for sure.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: TAPPY & Harry Gregson-Wilson – Metal Gear Solid 2 Theme; arr. & perf. by ChikugensaiNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon…

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19 – The Huaisang Stinger

“Web of Intrigue” is a pretty appropriate name for season 2, episode 3, because your hosts and the entire rest of the MXTX community sure are online! Settle in on a nice hill to die on and come with us as we pay respect to the fallen Scum Villain manhua, hear the good word of “jiujiu” 25 times, and get the tea on a certain sweet ice-skatin’, leaf-slicin’, sunglasses-over-blindfold-wearin’ Daozhang. Before Fallon gets to him.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Warren G. & Nate Dogg – Regulate; arr. & perf.…

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18 – Katamari Uncles

Y’all like Scooby Doo? This episode is basically Scooby Doo. Join us for some mystery-solvin’ as we look at season 2, episode 2, “Love and Hate,” where you can also look forward to some hells of conspiracy theories, a child calling an elder a thot, and just a normal fun Cersei Lannister.Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Dwayne Johnson (from Moana) – You’re Welcome; perf. by Michelle YezekNoisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

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17 – A Birthday to Yourself

In honor of Roy of the show’s 31st birthday (today, August 19th 2019), the Penguin decided to finally release season 2 just in time for PodRecesses to come back in full swing! Fallon and the birthday lesbian herself (born August 19th 1988) take some time out of their auspicious birthday plans (falling on August 19th) to talk about everything in season 2, episode 1, “Join Hands,” including boyfriend fight choreography, shifty-eyed twinks, arm metal, and the precise definition of a snack machine. Exactly what Laozi (and Roy, for her 31st birthday on the 19th of August) wanted! Intro: Carly Rae…

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16 – Emotional Support Zombie

So, while Fallon is unavailable, Roy and sworn brother of the show Jordan examined the ongoing MDZS/Unilever™ Wall’s™ Cornetto™™™ cross-campaign as well as the trailers for season 2…and then within 28 hours of recording, season 2 dropped. So this probably confirms that promoting capitalism is what it takes to bring about Content. Thanks, Tencent! Until versions of the episodes in a language we can actually understand come out, enjoy an hour and a half of speculation, specialty Iced Creams, and secondhand embarrassment!Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Scott Joplin –…

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15 – The Depressed Peanut Butter Boy-Manic Takis Boy Continuum

**NOTE: Things get a little more spoilerish than usual in the questions segment of this episode. “be warned”** We did it! A whole season in the qiankun bag! We’re talking about the season 1 finale, “Beautiful Tranquility,” where we hit up the Jim Henson Zombie Workshop and stop by JiaojiaoCon before we embark on Roy ‘n’ Rey’s Transmigration Adventure. Stay tuned after the recap for some announcements! They’re not necessarily super fun, but neither is watching everybody be sad and angry at each other this whole episode, so it’s themes. To us. Fallon’s Ko-Fi/Energy Sword Depository Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen…

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