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This episode’s mostly about Garfield!On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays.Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! Fuck! – alexFeaturing: Sam and Roy Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ready to Party – Desirée Goyette
This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz episode of HKIPGTD, risen from the ashes. We talk about Beto, Mueller, Trudeau, and some other stuff in between our collective exasperation. Let my frankenstein sing into your ears.Featuring: Brooks, Alex Leafcrunch, and Patrick(who also edited)Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Spanish Flea –…
Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROYFeaturing Sara, Roy (punished), and Sam Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Calum Bowen – Snipperclips Main Theme
Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Elvis Presley – Hound Dog
Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! in which she regales us of all her tales of the fun political hijinx of ye olde british isles (independent party, ISIS brides, Piers & Ariana).Featuring: Alex and Josh Edited by PatrickMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Liza Minnelli – Maybe This Time
Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet Mad. Time to grab a huge mug of chamomile tea and log the fuck off.Featuring: Eden, Roy, and Sara Edited by and also featuring Matt.Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Daft Punk – Get Lucky Marty Robbins – Big Iron Steven Universe – Giant…
Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuffFeaturing: Lauren, Roy, and Sam Edited by PatrickMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary
Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end.Featuring: Patrick, Linus, Caroline Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – Without Me
The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die!Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex leafcrunch Edited by alex leafcrunch. Yes I get to put my twitter in twice.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Mad About Me – Figrin D’an
Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal one. Fuck! We didn’t make a joke about “Josh”ua Tree.Featuring Sam, Patrick, Sara, Josh. Edited by alex leafcrunch.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name
