Kyle X Why?

I'm going to make a prediction right now. When the white rabbit swims at midnight... you will listen to this episode of Kyle X Why? This week, we're watching S03E02, "Psychic Friend". What could that title mean, I wonder? Well, Kyle and company are going to the seventh or eighth fair of the series, and there's a psychic there. Wow! Will her predictions come true? Will Kyle finally stop being the worst boyfriend ever? How many times will Jordan read the Wikipedia article for the band Faber Drive? The psychics in the audience already know, but the rest of you…

We're in the final stretch! This week, we watched the season 3 premiere: S03E01, "It Happened One Night"! And, folks, that title could just as well have been the title of the season 2 finale, because, folks? It's all the same night, folks! That's right, we're back to prom night! Thank god! Well, it may not move the timeline forward very much, but... well? Folks??? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Two down, one to go! At long last, we've reached the prom episode, which is also the season 2 finale: S02E23, "I've Had the Time of My Life"! As Jessi prepares to leave town forever (or until next episode, knowing this show) Amanda prepares the world's worst prom. Yikes! Well, the important thing is to have fun and not worry about everything being perfect. Hopefully Kyle can make it perfect anyway! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We're almost at the end of season 2, but prom night is still not yet upon us! Don't worry, promheads, because S02E22, "Hello...", is still almost entirely about prom! Phew! How will they pay for it? Who is going to be the DJ? Will Josh be able to get ten thousand dollars? Somehow, for some reason? I can't wait to find out! This truly is the night of our dreams. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Happy Hooper Banana Day, everyone! To celebrate, we're watching Kyle XY S02E21, "Grey Matters". Josh's test results are back, and he crushed it! I bet the mean principal or vice principal will be very happy for him. What a nice storyline, probably! I will now take a big sip of chocolate syrup and spaghetti and press play on the episode! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Oh no! In S02E20, "Primary Colors", our best boy Kyle has become regular! That's right, his brain has declined to that of a standard nine-monther like you or me. What could have done this? Maybe Hillary will be able to help! I'm frizzling my leeks as we speak! Also, Lori is writing the theme song for the prom. I don't know. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

You know, people always talk about "jumping the shark" like it's a bad thing. Is it though? What if jumping a shark was just a really cool thing for a character to do? Well, this is Kyle XY S02E19, "First Cut Is the Deepest", and nobody jumps any sharks in it (unfortunately) but something equally ridiculous happens. Is it good? Who's to say? We are, and it is. Thanks Kyle! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Get outta here, customers! This is Kyle XY S02E18, "Between the Rack and a Hard Place", AKA "Sam and Jordan Talk About Working in Food Service for Two Hours"! Amanda's evil mother has punished her for (????) by making her get a job at the Rack, because it's the only place, and the shift lead that day decided to choose violence. How will Josh and Amanda fend off swarms of angry customers on a busy Sunday with just the two of them? How will Sam and Jordan fend off swarms of angry customers in their nightmares? Find out! Sam |…

The Trager Teens really messed up by trying to help their friend last week, so this week they're S02E17, "Grounded"! Kyle has smuggled Amanda into his room, [see title]! How will he keep her hidden from her mom and the nosy Tragers and the nosier Jessi and the nosiest social worker? Seems like there's a lot going on this week, and I haven't even mentioned that there's another Preston's Party happening! I hope Lori gets to go see all her wonderful friends! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Seattle where we lay our scene... sounds like Kyle XY S02E16, "Great Expectations", obviously! It's the Romeo and Juliet episode for some reason, and these households truly are alike in dignity, between our least favorite son Josh Trager and our least favorite mom Carol Bloom! No dignity to be found! This episode isn't the best, but at least Hillary isn't in it, right? Right??? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube