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EPISODE 51: Final Destination 3

We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five.…

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EPISODE 50: In the Mouth of Madness

This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5RECOMMENDATIONS:ContraPointsAngel Heart

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EPISODE 49: The Blair Witch Project

On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l…

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EPISODE 48: The Craft

This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5…

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EPISODE 47: The Babadook

This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of AmbienRECOMMENDATIONS:Double…

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EPISODE 46: Last Shift

Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For…

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EPISODE 45: They Look Like People

Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of…

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EPISODE 44: Dead Silence

This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such topics include: Video game hype, uncomfortable recording set ups, the passing of time, Donnie Wahlberg, and the very logistics of this filmRECOMMENDATIONS:Moh Lhean by Why?Dungeons and LesbiansRATINGS: Blair – 2.5/5 Donnie Wahlbergs Luna – 2.5/5 Donniw Walhbergs

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EPISODE 43: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of Fallout: New Vegas, toilet fears, shower spooks, an absence of Tim Curry, free speech, as well as introducing a hit new segment: Bad Letterboxd Reviews!RATINGS: On a scale of one to five Stanleys (Stan Lees?) your lovely hosts gave this movie — Blair: 3.5/5 Luna:…

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EPISODE 42: Horsemen

In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks.We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the Beast Chat, Miniature Killer Recap, Better Than Charnel House?, Incredible Foley, Smiley Spoilers, Blair Gets Fucking Pissed, The Tetanus Of It All, We’re Banky, and Call It Hooks!RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Tooth Detectives, our hosts had the following to say: Luna: 1…

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