Fearbaiting


EPISODE 169: Dude Bro Party Massacre III

It's rush week, pledges! Line up for your hazing! Your first and last act of violence that we, the Frat, will inflict upon you is to see Dude Bro Party Massacre III! It might be made by the 5 Second Films guys, but they sure as hell didn't trim any fat off this 103-minute murderfest. Friend of the show/fellow frat bro/Noisespace overlord Matt joins us to recount the deaths, rack up the titty tallies, and tell us just how many times Ronald Reagan shows up. Also featuring cameos from Smile the bearded dragon! RECOMMENDATIONS: We Do in the Shadows (TV…

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EPISODE 168: James and the Giant Peach

Well, well, well, looks like our intrepid host is dead set on stretching the definition of what a horror movie even more this week as she's joined by Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) to watch James and the Giant Peach, which, yes, admittedly, we were all afraid of that weird rhinoceros-cloud-metaphor thing as children but, you know, I guess it is 2020 we're all just floating in space and-- oh, right. Topics also include: Final Fantasy Inside Baseball, the fabled Southern New Yorker, Power Rangers is good, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Boonta Vista Wow! Cool Robot Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find…

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EPISODE 167: Suspiria (1977)

This week, our friend Piper came on to talk at length about Dario Argento’s Suspiria, and in the process got a history lesson about PogChamp!Piper can be found on Twitter @OneStrawShort!Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!Edited by Sara, who has once again gotten into her food bag and made a huge mess of the pantry.

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EPISODE 166: Escape Room

Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall!Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!Edited by Sara, who knows that you just let her inside but really, really wants to go back outside.

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EPISODE 165: The Lighthouse

Yar!!! It’s time to bone up on your sea shanties and off-hand knowledge of the Prometheus myth, because this week we’re diving dick-first into The Lighthouse, with our guest Sarah (@SarahMcCostumes)!! In addition to politely speaking around the amounts of c*m and p*ss and other b*dily fl*ids in this film, our topics include: Naruto, briefly, semen staining the lighthouse-top, art school mode, and, inevitably, petplay.RECOMMENDATIONS: Half-lifeSong of the Sea Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lying supine in the…

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EPISODE 164: From Dusk Till Dawn

This week, Lavender joins us to take a break from horror movies to argue semantics about whether or not Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn, is actually a horror movie? Sara picks a real stupid hill to die on, because with the amount of Quentin Tarantino foot content in this movie, it is undoubtedly a horror film.Lavender can be found on twitter at @lavendermanna!Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!Episode edited by Sara who was last seen batting a plastic ball around your kitchen…

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EPISODE 163: Tusk

Mr. Huge Jorts is on the scene, folks, and he’s presented us with some extremely challenging material! Roy joins us this week to Manitoba: Become Walrus as we watch Kevin James’s Tusk. Mr. Epicmealtime, PLEASE go on Fearbaiting!RECOMMENDATIONS:BNA: Brand New AnimalJigsaw puzzles!Roy can be found on twitter at @semperfunny, and her Mo Dao Zu Shi podcast is Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses!Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!Edited by Sara, who can be found curled up in a ball in the middle…

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EPISODE 162: Ready or Not

Who’s that hiding behind that bush in your neighbors back yard? Why, it’s Fearbaiting, and with a new episode, no less! If you promise not to give us up, we’ll share our hiding spot and our conversation with János (@janoskapuvari) about Ready or Not, a horror movie kind of about the children’s game hide and seek but also about classism and class warfare. What a blast! Topics also include: quarantine check-ins, Animal Crossing but in real life, teenage film pretensions, and MORE!RECOMMENDATIONS:ChihayafuruOne PieceTheme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of…

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EPISODE 161: Coraline

This week, your host is joined by Ion (@violetmagician_) as we venture into Coraline. Don’t worry, the buttons on our eyes are there for totally innocuous reasons. Topics this week include: social distancing, Twitter distancing, gunhead, spiderwives, and MORE!RECOMMENDATIONS:Mashin Sentai KiramagerWelcome to Demon School! Iruma-kunTheme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find NOWHERE because he’s SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!

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EPISODE 160: Shadow of the Vampire

Velcome back, dear listeners. I am speaking in a overblown German accent as is customary and am telling you this instead of vriting it out because halfvay through this bit I realized how tiresome that vould be.Bleh! This week, we brought Stephanie (@ageofoddish) along with us to venture into a world of bad German accents, metafiction, and Willem DaFoe as we watched Shadow of the Vampire! Mostly we talk about the Twilight series, but I think you can forgive us for that one.RECOMMENDATIONS:The AmericansGuilty Gear Xrd REV 2Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under…

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