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We’re back, again, but in a different way from when we were back last week! Today we begin our new journey: we’re reading “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager [SEASON 6] Together Forever”, a fan fiction by Wattpad user magicofessence. We begin with the first five chapters, which are, honestly, pretty decently written for a Secret Life fanfic! George is still the worst, and she even remembered that Roboruto exists! Wow! Brenda Hampton, eat your heart out! This week, we’re getting hit right in the feels. Thanks, magicofessence!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We’re back! The show is done, but we have a lot to discuss still – and discuss it we do, until we don’t anymore! We kind of forgot what we were supposed to be doing on this one and it ended up being mostly a tour of the Secret Life wiki. It’s good though. You’re gonna like it!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

WE DID IT! It’s S05E24, “Thank You and Goodbye”, the FINALE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW! We’ve got questions and Brenda is here with answers. Are they the answers we want? Yes. What a great episode! Thanks for everything, Brenda. This week, we’re treating ourselves to some garbage chocolate. See you in season 6!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

My god. It’s the second to last episode, S05E23, “Caught in a Trap”, and we’re almost done with the show. Brenda’s still got something in her bag of tricks for us, however, and this episode is a doozy. Madison continues to exist, Ben and Adrian get together to talk about how boring the show is and how much Amy sucks, and Ethan and Kathy continue to exist. All bad things! This week, we’re cancelling Keith Truesdell once and for all. Take him away, boys!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Get ready for some psychology! It’s S05E22, “When Bad Things Happen to Bad People”, and we would love to know who those bad people are. Amy? Is it Amy? It’s probably Amy. Anyway, George and Ricky and Ben and Ethan are all loving life this week. Always great to see! This week, Ben does something. You’ll like it, trust me!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well, that was depressing! We’re returning from Victoria’s funeral to talk about S05E21, “All My Sisters With Me”! It’s pretty bad, but at least there are only three more. Wait, three? That’s the number of characters in this episode who have the exact same storyline! Wow! Do you think this means anything? This week, Brenda is officially under arrest. Keith too.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Get your grandmas and a bucket of popcorn, it’s time for Secret Life! We’re talking about S05E20, “First and Last”! George is fully the main character now, and that’s great. Unfortunately, he can’t have all the screen time – gotta make room for our friend Ethan! He’s being opprobrious this week, but he did teach me how to spell opprobrious. This week, we’re throwing some money into the marriage tontine. It’s gonna be big!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Jordan found an old story he wrote when he was 10. We read it for your enjoyment. So, enjoy!

Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and- wait. Hold on. This is actually S05E18, “Money for Nothin'”! Sorry about that. There are only so many titles, I guess. Anyway, this is an episode. Divorce Attorney is back with a vengeance(?) and so is Ben(?) It’s really impossible to know at this point. This week, we’re skipping leg-to-stand-on day. All we need is one jacked arm.Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr |…