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32 – Boots (Do Not) Need Knockin’

Happy Hall of Days! This week, we’re supposedly reading chapters 19 and 20–parts 1 & 2 of the “Contentment” arc–but mostly we’re talking about Canadian prog trio Rush, our terrible 7th-to-9th grade selves, Venn diagrams, Facetune vs. Faceapp, and the word “butt.” We also take a special pre-recap trip to <s>Yiling Flavortown</s> Baopals to finish up our Christmas shopping! “MERRY”Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rush – Subdivisions, arr. by Roy Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoisespace | Patreon |…

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EPISODE 62: The Dial-Up Internet Of Vegetarianism

We’re using this podcast to climb directly into your ears to go on a Fantastic Voyage through your blood. Sowwy!! While we’re on our vein hike, let’s talk about Animorphs book 42: The Journey.In addition to following some kids through another kid, we discuss: Doing Cars Wrong (Predominantly), Big Sit In Passenger Seat Of Truck Energy, Science Is Cowards, They Come Upon The Helmacrons, Karaoke Has Lower Stakes Except When It Doesn’t, The Theoretical Stress Of Cooking Meat, and Let Me Record Podcasts On My Fridge

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Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 6 – A Trip to the Sakura Park

Good morning everyone! Today is the annual Anime Club Sakura Park outing! Unfortunately, due to some poor organisation, there's lots and lots of extra spaces on the bus, so we're now accepting non-members to go on the trip – sign up now!Hey Valentina, are you feeling okay?Art|Music|Game

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S5E14 – Through the Miracle of the Bones

Hey, remember when Jack woke up from his coma on Christmas Eve, proving that God and miracles are real? Well, this week we’re discussing S05E14, “It’s a Miracle”, and now we’re all very skeptical of those things. Can you imagine believing in miracles? What a stupid show that would have to be! We’re all about science and reason here on Secret Life. This week, we’re issuing a correction on a previous statement of ours regarding David Johnson. You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand Roboruto to him.”Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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74: The Power Bottom Instrumentality Project

It's Bed, Bath, and Blue-Eyes this week, as Jo Orangegroves joins us for this rather wet Pod of Greed episode (don't worry, our hands and heads are dry as per the podcasting manual). We talk about Kaiba Ren, clear up some confusing Doctor Who lore, and discover this one neat trick to get you out of a coma instantly! Doctors hate him! Watching episodes 132, 133 & 134 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring Sarah, Max,Dan, and special guest Jo Tumblr|Twitter|Discord Buy our "merch"

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10 – Spiderman of the Rings by Dan Deacon (8.7)

David and Matt are joined by …absolutely nobody! It’s kind of just a David and Matt one this time. We forgot to mention that Dan Deacon’s setup included an iPod taped to a banana. However, we did not forget to mention that Dan Deacon does in fact have a rattlesnake gun AND an Aerosmith gun.Sometimes nihilism can create the wildest dance party you’ve ever seen.Every Album Is Aerosmith:https://every-album-is-aerosmith.tumblr.com/David | Matt | Tuning ForkArt by Nicky FlowersTheme Music: “Open Air” by Animal Style

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S2E1 – The King of Limbs (Sittin’ Pretty On Top of No-Ballad Mountain?)

Nicky Flowers (@yiffpolice) has never listened to Radiohead. Meys (@echovessel) has. Picking Up Something Good is a limited event prestige podcast from Noise Space and neo-detritus where Nicky and Meys run through all of Radiohead’s output, album by album.This week, we’re back and covering 2011’s The King of Limbs! We’ll learn a couple of behind the scenes album tidbits and also hear Nicky’s essential on-location report from Midwest Furfest. We’re so glad to be back.

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31 – Mr. Cool Yao

We may have only “Refinement, Part 8” on our to-do list today, but in this <s>chapter</s><s>episode</s> chaptisode, a ton of stuff happens! The boarding school teens pass around a piece of communal Bulma hentai, we learn about Famous Wife Guys of History, Wei Wuxian bestows the gift of bunnies, and we premiere the pilot episode of Sect Leader Babies. Plus, enjoy some storytimes and Bestgirl debates! All this while one of our hosts has no rights. Wow. InspirationalIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Metallica – One, arr. & perf. by…

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64 – Miranda was Cersei

This week we’re joined by friend of the show Morg to talk about season 4 episode 16, Ring a Ding Ding! This episode is all about money and gifts, and also about deciding who’s less valid between the person who is rich for doing nothing or the person who is poor for spending $40000 on shoes. Meanwhile, Carrie is coping with her breakup, Sam pulls a joker’s dick on Richard, and Mr Big gives Carrie $30.Find Morg on twitter!

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S5E13 – The Suite Life of David Johnson

Good news for people who hate Amy: it’s S05E13, “To Each Her Own”, and she’s finally getting taken down a peg. Amy’s got her wedding dress, and we all hate it! Meanwhile, Ethan is being extremely normal and teaching the teen viewers good lessons. Meanwhile meanwhile, David is being extremely normal, but unironically? I think? Do we like David? This week, we’re referencing Miss Havisham again. I’m sure it will land this time!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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