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14 – Bradley Cooper’s Top Bush

A star is born on this week’s CGMG, with special guest Lola’s podcasting debut! We’re (dirty) talking season 2 episode 2 this week: The Awful Truth. Miranda tries something new, we finally approve of Charlotte’s man of the week, and none of us think Susan Sharon is a valid first name.Lola’s Twitter: twitter.com/logaines

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EPISODE 40: Modern Sci-fi Is All Dystopia Teens

Sit down with me, little bird, & let me tell you a story about how a series about the horrors of war somehow becomes even warrier & more horrific. It’s The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, and it’s just upsetting. Let’s get real sad about it!If you need a pick-me-up, think about the last episode and check out this amazing canon image of a canon event. Remember how fun that was???In addition to being generally kinda bummered about, like, war & stuff, we discussed: Yeerk Sexual Dimorphism, Cry Button Songs, Esplin, Turns Out The Yeerks Suck, Never Be Punctual Or You Might Get…

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41 – Big Dick Synergy

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus 5 is (it’s 6!), and we all unite in hatred against… dentists, I guess? Welcome to We Hate Dentists? I guess???Featuring Zach, Patrick, and SamMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenBetween the Buried and Me – Ants of the SkyI Heart Hiroshima – TeefTumblr | Twitter…

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67 – tiny dad

Season 3, Episode 19, is called The Brig. we watched it this week! John Locke meets his dad and doesn’t love to see him. Sawyer meets Locke’s dad too!! it’s Dad Time!!! meanwhile Bean and James are here to present innovative fast food solutions and pitch a brave new television pilot. are you on Team Knife or Team Pillar? either way, you’re welcome here.

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17: No Rules, Just Right, Outback Yu-Gi-Oh!

This episode is 69MB, which is appropriate since all of the most curséd and sexually charged things any of us have ever said are on this episode. I guess we all just feel that way about ..........bugs? Insector Haga (ahem, Weevil Underwood) is here and he can definitely control bugs with his mind. How do you defeat a great big moth? With a great big LAMP of course!Watching episodes 3, 4, and 5 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 1, the one thats on nexflix and that you should watchWith Dan @mike_daws0n, Sarah @sarahmccostumes, and Max @maxibajillionY'all uhhhhhhh watch jojo?

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An Exercise in Podcast Hubris (Rules and Regulations)

It all begins here. Michelle Arf and Derek Godin of Dim the House Lights have decided to take on the Herculean task of plugging the Internet Movie Database’s Top 250 films (plus six wild cards) into a single elimination bracket and finding out which one is the real middlebrow champion. In this inaugural episode, they lay out the rules of the tournament, talk about the eccentricities of the list itself, and parse their own biases.–See the empty bracket Drop us a line: [email protected] Follow us on Twitter: @middlebrowpod Follow Michelle on Twitter: @spacejamfan Follow Derek on Twitter: @derek_g

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EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds,…

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13 – Dolce & Gabballna

Your favourite City Girls are back to start season two of Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 13, where Miranda is trying desperately to make the show pass the Bechdel test. The other girls aren’t having it though — Samantha has her man going balls deep, Carrie’s on the rebound with a Yankee, and Charlotte… is also dating a ball player. Oh, balls.

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7 – What if He Was Blue?

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Iroh’s rolls, who should and can see ghosts, Robert Frost’s famous ethical dilemma, and other elements from the seventh episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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EPISODE 39: Rivals-To-Lovers Or Animorphs Is Dead To Me

We janked up the timeline by skipping books and we’re getting picked off of the show one-by-one as we accidentally unborn ourselves in our attempts to go back and fix the error. Uh-oh! With The Andalite Chronicles, we’re hopping all the way back to before the story even began, now with the baggage of loving these children way too much.In addition to loving Andalites so goddamn much, we discuss: Improvised Burlesque Floor Routines, Are There Literally Any Andalite Women?, Ax Would Eat A Cat, Andalite Culture Is: Being Kind Of A Dumbass, Do Andalites Purr?, Andalites Better Purr, There Are…

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