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9 – Be Gaang Do Crimes

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Iroh’s amiibo collection, the prerogative of pirates, ships, and other elements from the ninth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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43 – A Very Sharp Katana

Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit of the season, this episode is sponsored by GameDie.Featuring Lauren, Patrick, and Sara. Edited by Sam.Music Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenHerb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish FleaThe Living Tombstone – Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 41: DNA Is Literally Stored In The Balls

After a month sailing the far-reaching seas of the Chronicles, we’re returning to the main series and, thank goodness, the main drive of this entire show: rap battle brackets. Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms melting into the form of wings, oh god, oh god, the noise of it. The crunching and churning. Oh god, oh god. It’s book 24 The Suspicion, and the kids are on a mission. We use our full cognition to determine their positions in the… aforementioned bracket. Listen, if anything rhymed with “Animorphs”, I would have gone there first,In addition to breezing slap-happily over some…

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69 – i’m ben (theme of ben linus)

hey hey hey it’s Season 6, Episode 12, and it’s time to learn about how Everybody Loves Hugo. hurley, you see, is making the world a better place, but can he find true love?? maybe with the help of a little fellow called Desmond, he can have a date. meanwhile on the island, Michael is a ghost?? who cares. what’s important is that each character has a theme song and that weed is legal in Canada. thanks as always for putting up with us.

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19: The Life and Legacy of Seto Kaiba (1996-2018)

We are devastated to announce that Seto Kaiba has finally died. We didn't think it was possible, or even legal, but it seems that our sponsor has finally left this mortal coil. At least, we think so? Who's to say! Find out in this pun-filled episode of the world's only Yu-Gi-Oh! podcast! Watching: Season 1, episodes 8, 9, & 10 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Featuring: Argyle, Dan, and Sarah PoG Twitter PoG Tumblr Be sure to check out Noise Space for all your podcasting needs!

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1.1 – Knockoff Muppets

And they’re off! Michelle and Derek cover the first two matchups of the IMDb bracket’s first round. They also talk about movies from their childhood, Letterboxd pranksters, and that sexy sexy so-and-so Paul Newman.–This week’s matchups: A Clockwork Orange v. Cool Hand Luke Back to the Future v. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid–See the empty bracket Drop us a line: [email protected] Follow us on Twitter: @middlebrowpod Follow Michelle on Twitter: @spacejamfan Follow Derek on Twitter: @derek_g

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EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.RECOMMENDATIONS:UntilDawnVenomV/H/S FranchiseThanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at [email protected], and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!Thanks…

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15 – Tony Hawk’s Pro Pussy Eating

Step right up to hear about season 2 episode 3 of Sex and the City: The Freak Show. Alex, Stephanie, and cunnilingus guestpert Brooks are here to give you an episode so good you’re going to pass out when you listen! It’s hay mowing season and the carnival is in town, so don’t miss out — you might even see the face of God.Brooks’ Twitter: twitter.com/brooksasanoun

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8 – Roku’s Man Cave

This week on My Podcabbages, Summer and Noah explore Appa’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Roku’s hidden talents, Zuko’s biggest problems, and other elements from the eighth episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender.EDITOR’S NOTE: Some weird ghost robot business going on in this episode. The content is both good and wholesome, but the audio quality is not! Sincerest apologies!Music by Noah. Art by Summer.

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42 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of religion we all are! Sara gets her percentages down. Zach takes us to the Gamer Corner. Alex reveals her true identity, and then does it again.Featuring Zach, Alex, and SaraMusic Used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenThe Beach Boys – Wouldn’t It Be Nice

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