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10 – A Tits Out Kinda Gal

Welcome to double digits baybeeee!! We made it to episode 10: The Baby Shower. This week we’re talking about the cult of motherhood, our hot new business idea for pregnant women, and the perks of birth control. So get your tits out, throw your pickles in the trash, and enjoy the episode!

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S3E6 – Holds Up Skort

This is S03E06, “She Went That Away”. This episode taught me that you can just not write if you don’t feel like it, soSam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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EPISODE 38: It’s Cool Being Tobias Isn’t It

By the grayse of gawd, Blair and Satah are here to discuss Animorphs book 23, The Pretender. What’s family? What’s morality? How does a hawk deal with CTPSD & clinical depression? How do we adopt & protect him, please, like please,???In addition to Tobias’ general angst, we discuss Experimental Podcast Loops, Listen Let’s Talk About Wills, Traumababy, Ax Is Only A Little Boy, The Gentlest “Shut The Fuck Up”, Animorphs Open Mic Night, Humans R Just Animals With Philosophy, and The Protagonist Degree

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63 – piss guarantee

howdy howdy! we guarantee piss this week on The Island Shuffle, Season 6 Episode 13, The Last Recruit. folks, it’s bad! we don’t like it!! the gang escapes from Smoke Monster Locke, only for Jack to walk off a boat and then get blown up. meanwhile, in the alternate timeline, Desmond is a creep. we don’t have very many jokes this week cause we got genuinely mad about how bad the show is. sorry!! thanks for listening!

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38 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! Other topics of discussion include Jeff Bezos age regression, Cardi B’s failure to save New York politics, and doing a Christ Air into your local CEO.Featuring: Lauren and SamMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men David Ogden Stiers – Mine, Mine, MineTumblr | Twitter | Facebook…

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14: Smoking Big Doinks In Kamurocho (S0 Wrap-Up)

Come and sit with us by the fire! The seasons are changing, leaves are starting to turn, and the weather is below 90 degrees for the first time in months, so naturally it's the perfect time to talk about Yu-Gi-Oh! Enjoy our takes on our favorite villains, Yami transformations, and overall episodes! Don't get too relaxed, however. We will soon be starting season 1 of Duel Monsters!P.S. - Sorry about the myriad audio issues! We took a week off for Labor Day and the podcast gods saw fit to punish us with some recording and editing hiccups. Love, Max.Featuring: Argyle,…

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EPISODE 113: The Conjuring

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?RECOMMENDATIONS:Marvel’s Spider-ManBark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop AlongThanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at http://gaygothvibes.online!Support us on Patreon!

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9 – Cool Ranch Mouthgasm

Your favourite ladies are back again to talk about Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare. Charlotte breaks her vagina, Carrie ponders about marriage, and we can’t stop talking about sex shops and lube. Boy howdy, sometimes I wish we were capable of feeling shame.

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37 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe more! I guess you’ll have to listen to find out, because I just ate a big bowl of chili before writing this description and don’t remember what happened in the episode. For more information, visit http://forgotmychildren.fart/.Featuring: Sara, Zach, Eden, and CarolineMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil…

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S3E5 – So Long, Gay Baby!

I hope you hate Amy, because this week we’re talking about S03E05, “Which Way Did She Go?” and the writers sure do! I guess they’re only capable of liking a maximum of one of their characters per episode and they used all of their kindness up on George’s dick. At least we get a really fun, unproblematic celebrity cameo! This week, we meet our Hitler quota for the season. Thanks for nothing, Brenda!Sam | Jordan Patreon | Discord

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