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EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and…

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19 – The Topper’s Pizza Party Hour

This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your gas tank with our sweet ‘za! Remember: at Topper’s, you belong to us!Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Sam.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Pizza Kids – We Like PizzaTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 28: The Kapplander

Hey, uh…weird question, but what is this? A podcast? About what? …Animorphs. Huh. Yeah, sorry, we conked our head and got amnesia, so we don’t know much past what we just watched a few minutes ago. Anyways, now that that’s all sorted, join us to talk about this episode of Animorphs, The Forgotten!In addition to forgetting everything, we also discussed Meme Memories, Slinky Morph, Volleyball Baseball Prowess, Forest Jerky, Wolf Nazis, Cartwheel Ability,Check out Satah’s new podcast, Music for Molehills!Support us on Patreon!

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44 – mad popper

this week its Season 1 Episode 20, called Do No Harm, and it’s all about Jack trying to save Boone’s life!! but as you and i know… he fails. but dammit if he doesn’t literally give up gallons of his own blood to give it his all, in this good episode. also Claire has a whole entire baby!! in the flashbacks, Jack gets married, and in our dumb conversations, we prove that language is meaningless. it’s a fun one, this one, this ep of the podcast.

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EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.RECOMMENDATIONS:She-HulkLumberjanesCheck out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!Sorry about the weird audio this week –…

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18 – The Fellatio of Marilyn Manson by the Coward Marilyn Manson

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to [email protected]. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring back Brian! This is our crusade now.Featuring Luna, Lauren, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Dr. Dre – The Next Episode ft. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate DoggTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 27: Volleyball Baseball

Well, bad news, Sara’s name-morph lasted longer than 2 hours, so now she’s a namethlit. But that doesn’t matter, because Satah invented a new sport, and we’re gonna make millions off of it! We’re geniuses! Please don’t steal our ideas, we need this to make it through the next financial quarter. Our bosses are brutal! I’m not entirely sure where these show notes are going, but I’m not gonna fix it! Enjoy Satah going wild on this new creation. We also watched an Animorphs episode, whatever.In addition to The Stranger, we also discussed PNGphobia, Baby Tattoos, Theon’s Dick-Kick Power Up,…

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eyeliner, hairbrushes, & neogurl15_2001

In this pilot episode, Satah solves their own problems of uneven eyeliner, lost hairbrushes, and being locked out of their first Neopets account.Referenced media: neogurl15_2001’s neopetsFollow the podcast on Twitter: @musicalmole

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43 – a clue to die for

season 5 episode 4… The Little Prince!! that’s right baby, it’s time travel time. folks are bleedin out their noses, and Sawyer sees a baby get born. meanwhile, off the island, someone’s trying to take Aaron from Kate!! who could it be?? who could know the TRUTH about the BABY?????? well it’s Ben for no reason, so don’t worry. Bean and James ruin whatever party you’re attending and talk some shit about political cartoons from the 1890s. hey, thanks for listening!

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EPISODE 93: 1408

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.RECCOMENDATIONS:Kingdom HeartsMinitCheck out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their…

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