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HKIPGTD Mailbag – May 2018

You wonderful weirdos keep giving us Patreon money, so here it is: our first monthly mailbag! Topics of discussion include sittin’ in trucks, the good cat Looker, cursed Clinton shipping phrases, and gold-covered rich asshole food.Featuring Sam, Evan, Linus, Matt, and Lauren.Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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35 – Unfaithful (2002)

We’re a week late but we’re back in full force, so cut the tag off your fancy new underwear and mind flash windstorm! This week, the guys take a look at Adrian Lyne’s 2002 domestic drama Unfaithful. Also, Derek has opinions on flared jeans and Juan tries his hand at plugging stuff.This episode’s recommendations:American GigoloParis Can Wait

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20 – Adjusting For Inflation

Choo choo! You hear that? That’s the sound of us pulling into the Inflation Station for another great episode of Adjusting For Inflation, the furry podcast about everyone’s favorite kink! Join Lulu, Brooks, Patrick, and Sam as they talk about the in(flation)s and outs of the fetish in the current political climate! This episode: what’s the scoop on pumping up those truck nuts you’ve got?Featuring Lulu, Sam, Patrick, and BrooksMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Tobyfox – MegalovaniaTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 29: Visser (St)one(d)

Hey man, c’mon over here. You want a hit? This sweet alien bowl is almost kicked, but there should be enough for one more hit. It’s good shit, too. Some kinda third type, according to Ax. Anyways, let’s get stoned on some galaxy brain kush and talk about crossing over Animorphs with Buffy.In addition to episodes one and two of The Leader, we also discussed Homestuck Tarot, Slobber Morph, Dad Hates, FatT Bites, Gay For Visser, Animorphs’s First Joke, and Buffy Crossover.Support us on Patreon!

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45 – legalize it

this week, it’s Season 5 Episode 8, titled LaFleur, and we learn how Sawyer (the Protagonist) conned his buddies into a little place called The Dharma Initiative in the Seventies. Locke spins the gear of time, Juliet is a cool-looking mechanic, and Horace has himself a night. and of course, without critical character Paul, it just wouldn’t be the same. meanwhile we realize just how 420 friendly JJ’s career is. thanks for listening

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EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and…

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19 – The Topper’s Pizza Party Hour

This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your gas tank with our sweet ‘za! Remember: at Topper’s, you belong to us!Featuring Evan, Linus, Matt, and Sam.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Pizza Kids – We Like PizzaTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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EPISODE 28: The Kapplander

Hey, uh…weird question, but what is this? A podcast? About what? …Animorphs. Huh. Yeah, sorry, we conked our head and got amnesia, so we don’t know much past what we just watched a few minutes ago. Anyways, now that that’s all sorted, join us to talk about this episode of Animorphs, The Forgotten!In addition to forgetting everything, we also discussed Meme Memories, Slinky Morph, Volleyball Baseball Prowess, Forest Jerky, Wolf Nazis, Cartwheel Ability,Check out Satah’s new podcast, Music for Molehills!Support us on Patreon!

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44 – mad popper

this week its Season 1 Episode 20, called Do No Harm, and it’s all about Jack trying to save Boone’s life!! but as you and i know… he fails. but dammit if he doesn’t literally give up gallons of his own blood to give it his all, in this good episode. also Claire has a whole entire baby!! in the flashbacks, Jack gets married, and in our dumb conversations, we prove that language is meaningless. it’s a fun one, this one, this ep of the podcast.

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EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.RECOMMENDATIONS:She-HulkLumberjanesCheck out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!Sorry about the weird audio this week –…

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