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EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday…

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March 9, 2018
37 – mitch in the glatrix
The Island Shuffle

37 – mitch in the glatrix

this week it’s Season 2 Episode 2, Adrift. Michael and Sawyer are stuck on a raft and…. well, that’s about it! we learn about how Michael was a very bad dad and…. folks?? it’s bigtime boring!! a real snooze-fest! also locke explores the hatch for the first time and meets desmond. so that’s somethin. meanwhile, Bean realizes they’re direct and to the point, and James discusses Canada’s Dad. thanks… for listenin’.

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March 8, 2018
EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.Check out Andi on…

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March 5, 2018
11 – Leftists Love Cool James
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

11 – Leftists Love Cool James

Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that killed Luna. Whoops! Guess that Patreon goal came true sooner than we expected! (cough cough money please cough)Featuring Luna, Brooks, Eddy, Josh, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Brad Paisley – Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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March 2, 2018
EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph

Well folks, remember how we said nobody gave a shit about Tobias being a nothlit? Remember how he almost killed himself in book three because he hated it so much? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, Visser Three throws a temper tantrum and we talk about whether Satah’s a furry! It’s The Message!In addition to this nightmarish episode of Animorphs, we also discussed Women’s Leagues, Dorito Names, Ketchup Debacles, Ben 10 Lore, AFAB: Assigned Furry at Birth, and Luna Finally Makes a Reference Someone Understands!Check out Lulu’s guest spots on What’s Yr Fursona and In Pursuit of Passions!REFERENCED MEDIA: Bird in a…

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March 2, 2018
36 – fabric & fabric fabric co
The Island Shuffle

36 – fabric & fabric fabric co

this week it’s Season 4 Episode 12, There’s No Place Like Home, Part 1… it’s part of the season finale, baby!! and since it’s Part 1, it’s a whole lotta set up. when Sawyer, Miles and the Baby are gettin’ together, you know it’s a time. meanwhile, a helicopter is here! and the Oceanic Six adjusts to post-rescue life. James eats a terrible taco, too. enjoy this podcast, we love to record it for you.

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March 1, 2018
EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens,…

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February 26, 2018
EPISODE 21: No Gods, No Masters, Only Nut
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 21: No Gods, No Masters, Only Nut

Well, finally, Tobias is a nothlit. Like, officially. And they don’t spend any time on it! They get over it in like 2 seconds! This child is basically dead, but everyone’s pretty much okay with it! Which is super weird, honestly. Anyways, let’s get into Between Friends, which, well, I was about to make a joke about that being the name of a webcomic, but somehow that doesn’t exist! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed Abbrevs, Birthnames, Youtube Controllers, Tobias Hawk Confirmed (Finally), The People’s Principal, Shitty Teachers, Worst Music to Fuck To, Satah’s One-Person Metal Band,…

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February 23, 2018
10 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

10 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?

We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week.Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, and Sam.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Rush – AnthemTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord

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February 23, 2018
35 – jfk shot himself
The Island Shuffle

35 – jfk shot himself

this week, we say the truth that america is afraid to admit!! but we also talk about Lost, and this week’s episode is The Other 48 Days, which is Season 2 Episode 7. it revolves around the tail section gang, including Ana Lucia, Eko, Libby, Bernard, and some more folks too. they had their own struggles before they met the gang!! meanwhile we talk about conspiracy theories and wonder about the Last Scatman. y’know, perfectly normal topics of conversation that naturally arise when talking about such an episode of the television show called Lost.

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February 22, 2018
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