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S1E17 – The B Word

Three Rings for the Sausage-kings under the sky, Seven for the Ham-dads in their halls of stone, Nine for Horny Men doomed to die, One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne In the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Los of Angeles where the Shailenes lie.Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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1 – Satanist Toddlers

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. For our first episode we’re mostly talking about predictions for 2018, how Doug Jones has no spine, and how all Republicans are absolutely, definitely lizard people. Please let us be on iTunes.Featuring Luna, Sam, Patrick, and LaurenMusic used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men LuigiBlood – Fuck…

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28 – the shawarma initiative

in our last episode of 2017, we talk about Season 2 Episode 15, Maternity Leave. it’s all about Claire!! Claire you see, has a baby. what could be wrong with the baby!! we need to go on a journey to a spooky abandoned hospital station to find out… not much. Bean and James also talk about how Men never ask for directions!!!!!!!!!!! what are they THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyways enjoy the episode and have a happy holiday and new year!

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EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!Support us on Patreon!

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S1E16 – The Funny Gay Agenda

We’re back, and this time we managed to record the entire episode in one sitting! Wow! This calls for a celebration, which is why this week, we’re talking about S01E16, “Chocolate Cake”! An episode named for the fact that, uh, there is a chocolate cake in it! Sure! Now I know what you’re thinking, Brendaheads: it’s a real shame that last week’s episode was so uncharacteristically good. Well, don’t worry, this one is characteristically bad. This week, we somehow failed to make a joke about the hit Showtime series Gay Donovan. Get it? Funny!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon –…

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27 – the murder torture binary

hey hey, this week we’re stick in Season 5, but hoppin ahead to Episode 10… He’s Our You. dumb title!! we’re back to seventies time and everyone’s wondering what the heck to do with Sayid. this episode has a Bus on Fire and also Truth Serum in it, and yet nothing really happens. meanwhile, in the future-past, Sayid finishes committing murders, builds homes, and gets arrested for committing murders. Bean and James sing some songs too.

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EPISODE 78: Frozen

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s…

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S1E15 – Woman on the Verge

Hey! So, this episode is kind of a mess. We lost a big chunk of it and had to come back the next day to finish the rest which meant having about 20 minutes of conversation that we’d already had. That’s our excuse for that part. The rest of it is just the ordinary low quality you expect from us here at Juergen’ It. Anyway! We’re here twice to talk twice about S01E15, “That’s Enough of That”, and it’s… good? It’s good. What? It’s good? Excuse me? Why is it good? Don’t worry, it’s still pretty bad. But at the…

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EPISODE 14: The Disk Horse

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Hork Bajir shouldn’t know what a wife is. Also, Tobias can morph again! Welcome to The Change! In addition to The Change, we discuss A Low Edit Episode, A Diattribe On Kapplegate’s Shipping, Shonen Talk, Alien Genders, Animorph Get Facebook, Tobias’ Aging, Dickshit McFart’s Prestigious Student Award, and Sundae Headcanons. Sorry about the rough audio this week, Luna was sick as a dog and didn’t really have the energy for the high quality edit you can expect. She’ll…

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26 – good impressions hour

this week we’re watching Season 5 Episode 3, titled… Jughead!! we’re not watching Riverdale though. we’re watching Lost, the show where time travel is real. this week we’re in the fifties. Daniel Faraday, who has spent most of his screentime being a huge dweeb, is suddenly the smartest man in town. there’s an atomic bomb too!! also Desmond is on a quest to find out the Secrets of Oxford and meets a very british man in the process. do we impersonate that british man?? oh you bet we do

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