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S1E28 – Scoopus and Gallant

Bad news for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: this week's episode, series 3 episode 7, "42", has absolutely nothing to do with it! Instead, we've got a sweaty assembly of losers on a hot, hot spaceship hurtling into the sun. Fittingly, things get "heated" (ha ha) on the podcast as Jordan inexplicably refuses to hear Sam's very reasonable criticism of the episode. Unfortunately for Jordan, Sam is the one writing this description! Don't worry, most of that is edited out. Good thing we put aside our differences long enough to come up with Scoopus and Gallant! Sam |…

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S3E1 – My Son Is Also Named Xehanort (Birth by Sleep Part 1)

The true Kingdom Hearts begins here! We're jumping back in time to meet some new (old) friends in Birth by Sleep! This game has three playable characters and we'll be starting with Ventus, a certified Sweet Little Boy who looks exactly like Roxas for some reason. We'll also be meeting Eraqus and Xehanort, who -- wait, we already met a Xehanort in Kingdom Hearts 2? Hm. Well, it's probably just a coincidence. It's a very common name these days! Sam | Drew | Twitter | Cohost

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Ep.1 – OC 101

Welcome to Check Out This Guy, where we invite you to look and point with us at all the little weirdos what we come up with. In our first introductory episode, we talk OCs generally. What even is an OC? What isn't one? Why do we keep making more and more of them? Plus, we preview some of the subjects of future episodes. Our artwork features portraits by all 4 hosts, as well as Dani Diaz, Velvet Lily, Malus Draco, and Lauri Saunders Discord | Tumblr | Cohost Find the hosts elsewhere: Spike - Discord only Elvier - Twitter |…

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S5E17 – A Knife in My Heart (Positive)

We don't have to watch Blade: Trinity anymore! We may never know what really happened behind the scenes that led to this movie being such a disaster, but one thing we know for sure is that it made us sad. We'll always have "suckheads". Join us next week to find out if the third act of Fant4stic is any better than the third act of Blade: Trinity, a question nobody has ever asked before! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter | Cohost

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Speeding Bullets: An Anniversary Actual Play

After two months of delay, we are proud to present an actual play of the Shadow the Hedgehog themed Lasers and Feeling hack, Speeding Bullets, featuring special guest Emory! Pineapple the Squirell, Tank th Tuft Deer, and Crispy the Possum embark on a journey to find one man's love. Also Sonic is fighting Robotnik but that's not really important. Speeding Bullets is by Princess Grace and can be downloaded for PWYW at https://bestgirlgrace.itch.io/speeding-bullets The track used for Mildred the Mourning Dove's morning song is by Docfuture and can be listened to here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGECigOOko THIS WEEK: Speeding Bullets NEXT WEEK: Adventures…

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#91 – Kraft Singles In Your Area

Diet Coke & Lilith have some delicious honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces and try... Kraft Singles... by themselves... the only way you can truly enjoy singles. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond "Miami Viceroy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa…

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S1E27 – The Hot Guy in the Dalek

Submarine fans, sink down! We've got ourselves an extremely damp episode of Doctor Who this week: S7E9, "Cold War"! We just can't get away from Mark Gatiss lately, but at least this is some of his better work. We don't like it, but it could've been worse! On our bonus episodes, we've already met some Ice Warriors way back in the Second Doctor era! How will Skaldak skal-stack up? Well, he seems to have cured his Ice Warrior asthma, at least! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Cohost | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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S5E8: Don’t Worry About It

Hey, look, I know there are a few weird things going on right now but its chill. The Maximals just got a new bird friend who is super cool, and Cheetor had another weird vision quest. It's fine. Yeah, sure there's a floating island with a giant obelisk that hates guns on it, and Tigatron is displaying some worrying ecofascist tendencies but its cool. That beam it sent up to space? The alien runes covering every inch of it? Whaddya talkin' about? It's fiiiiiine. How about we talk about Blackarachnia's sexy goth makeover instead, ok? Forget all about THE MIGHTY…

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S2E18 – What’s Going On? Kingdom Hearts (KH2 Final Mix Part 13.5)

Okay, this time for real, we actually finished Kingdom Hearts 2! We've got a lot of Xemnas to deal with, across five or six phases of boss battle. We've got some smiles, some grimaces, some laughs, some tears, and there's even a Tron part! This game really has it all. What a journey! A lot of it was even good! Sam | Drew | Twitter | Cohost

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Episode 72: The Four Heavenly Kings of Podcasting

Things are starting to come together in this plot, but also something really goofy is beginning to peek its head out. Jordan is so busy thinking about that mixer he went to that he somehow makes up a second Kamurocho information broker who gives out intel in bouquets of flowers. Playing: Chapter 10 (or Part 3 Chapter 2) of Yakuza 4 Music (in order of appearance): GET TO THE TOP! - Remix OF THE END, Yakuza: Dead Souls OST Midnight Dancer, by Toshiki Masuda Argyle | Jordan Twitter | Discord A Noise Space Podcast

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