The Wonder Yeerks

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they still fucking love Cassie, and that she’s wasting her time with Jake. The Secret is here, and we go on a WILD ride with it! Also discussed: Ancap Coworker Antics, Doge Pronunciation, Our New Podcast Shipping and Handling, Disrespecting Strong Bad, Yet Another Bug Morph, McElroy Animorphs History, Road Rage, Tapir Dong, and We Still Can’t Come Up With a Fucking Signoff.Referenced images: Cursed imageSupport us on Patreon!

This week, your hosts… Phillip and Caleb? Read and talk about the eighth book in the Animorphs series, our very first Ax book, The Alien! Well, at least, we try to talk about it. Mostly, we end up rambling off on topics such as astrology, peer pressured foley work, impulse control, and just being fun, fresh and flirty! But goodness are we ever excited to talk about our very good blue boy as he tries to tackle his extremely juicy YA alien angst!Book Cover #1Book Cover #2

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides: Cover ICover IIYeerk?????

Luna and Blair CAN tell you who they are! And also where they live! What they can also tell you is that absolutely nobody hosting this podcast is being controlled by a Yeerk! Hey, come on down to The Sharing, it’s a great time! Oh, yeah, we also talked about a book or something. Jake’s back! It’s The Capture! We’re definitely human!In addition to The Capture, your absolutely non-controlled hosts also discussed Animorphormers, A Deep Dive Into Richard’s Animorphs Forum, Teenecronomicon, The Back Dicks/Fantastic Beasts and Where to Watch Them, Luna’s Editing Skills, Death By Jibblies, Butthole Surgery, Yeerk Jacuzzi,…

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate performs some truly heinous word crimes in this volume. Luna read and re-read this book too many times to count as a kid, and it apparently planted some serious phobias. But trust us, it’s great. In addition to The Predator, your hosts discuss: Self-Doxxing, The Six-Brain, Conversational Flips, Marco Is Incredibly Straight, Mike and the Milk Dud, Bomb Prank (Gone Sexual?), Ax LOVES Cinnabon, Sad Mall Stories, The Dreaded Stink Foot, Visser One REVEALED, Official Animorphs Ratings, Rachel…

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their real names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they fucking LOVE Cassie. Also, we meet our collective son, Ax! The gang’s finally all here! In addition to The Message, your hosts talk about: The First Book Cover for the Fourth Fucking Time, MORPH GAIN, Hypothetical Squirrel Dominance, The Last Podbender, What If: Dick Riordan, Horseshoe Theory, Theology Ruminations, Mark!, Everyone’s Fucking Gay, Monkey Dabbing, and Kappagate.Things we discussed: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle clip Lenticular CoverJapanese CoverSupport us on Patreon!

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their real names. Or where they live. What they can tell you is, though, that Tobias leads an incredibly depressing life. In addition to The Encounter, your (anonymous) hosts discuss Podcast Passable, Animorphs Spoilers, The First And Last Episode of The Bone Zone, Animorphs: The Game, Proof Talk, Necessary Recap, Dog Interruption, Proogle, A DEEP Wikipedia Dive, Big Dick RidesThings we talked about: Animorphs: Shattered RealityBoris Cabrera being jacked as fuckDeath Battle: Visser Three vs. Mewtwo

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that these book titles barely mean anything, and that these kids are fucked up. This week, we read the second volume in the Animorphs saga, The Visitor! Also, apologies for the weird sound – had a few minor unfixable issues while recording.

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. It’s too risky, and they’ve got to be careful. Really careful. So they don’t trust anyone. Because if they find them…well, they just won’t let them find ’em.. The thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you. Welcome to the inaugural episode of Luna and Blair’s Animorphs fancast! In addition to The Invasion, your (anonymous) hosts talk about Backflip Death, Andalite Vore, Great Animal Names, Delicate Boy Modesty, BIG JIM, and Permamorph.