Alex

Sometimes you gotta ask the real deep questions about yourself, especially the real deep ones that are dumb as hell. In season 3 episode 6, Carrie’s question is so deep and dumb that it’s the episode title: Are We Sluts? Our city ladies contemplate the meaning of slutdom this week, and we diagnose all women as valid regardless of how much sex they do or don’t have. Meanwhile, Aidan spends a very questionable amount of time in the shitter which makes us ponder the spatial logistics of Carrie’s apartment.

It’s our second bad episode of SATC in a row with season 3 episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts. In addition to the bad plot of “Samantha dates a black man,” we also lament the death of Kristin Davis’ face via bad kissing, and give Steve a time out for throwing a literal temper tantrum. On a more positive note, we get to finally meet the good boy of Aidan! Plus, we discuss our dream Twin Peaks vacation and gush over Kyle MacLachlan for probably a solid quarter of the episode.

I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

Dear listener, I hope you’re ready to be kinkshamed in our most cursed episode yet, where we discuss season 3 episode 2: Politically Erect. This week we bid farewell to the beautiful John Slattery, who was unfortunately arrested for piss crimes. We also make room for short kings to rise up, unless you’re Sam’s current boyfriend who we hate. Meanwhile, we try to ignore as much of the Miranda/Steve plot as possible, and instead talk about being horny for love and respect.

Folks, we made it to the best season of all………… Pisces season 3! And boy are we ever excited. This week we’re techincally talking about season 3 episode 1, Where There’s Smoke…, but that’s just a front for us to swoon over John Slattery for an hour and a half. Tune in to find out what Alex is (or isn’t) going to do to Joe Biden, and also to hear us try to remember the plot of Mad Men.