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The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 8: The Caddyshack Classic

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

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September 8, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 64: Splice

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent,…

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September 4, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 63: Prince of Darkness

This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Can’t Maintain by AJJThe Expanse

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August 29, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 7: I’m Bussy?

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides: Cover ICover IIYeerk?????

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August 25, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 62: The Final Girls

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.RATINGS On a scale of…

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August 21, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 61: The Ring

This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital.RECOMMENDATIONS:Until DawnHospice by The AntlersPlease help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707

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August 15, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 6: Book Nut

Luna and Blair CAN tell you who they are! And also where they live! What they can also tell you is that absolutely nobody hosting this podcast is being controlled by a Yeerk! Hey, come on down to The Sharing, it’s a great time! Oh, yeah, we also talked about a book or something. Jake’s back! It’s The Capture! We’re definitely human!In addition to The Capture, your absolutely non-controlled hosts also discussed Animorphormers, A Deep Dive Into Richard’s Animorphs Forum, Teenecronomicon, The Back Dicks/Fantastic Beasts and Where to Watch Them, Luna’s Editing Skills, Death By Jibblies, Butthole Surgery, Yeerk Jacuzzi,…

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August 11, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 60: Thirteen Ghosts

This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very funny number 69, and the very funny word boners.RECOMMENDATIONS:BoneFantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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August 7, 2017

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 59: Eraserhead

It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your hosts discussed: Number Fucking, Bottom of the Barrel Proposals, Lon Chaney Joke Explanations, It’s Eraserhead!, BakersDozenhead, Horror Movie Incels, Tesla Buttplugs, Fucking Pay Attention Binnie, and Eraserhead Crossover Fanfiction.RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Eraserhead Babies, our hosts both gave it a 4…

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July 31, 2017

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 5: Cryptozoologists LOVE The Unabomber

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate performs some truly heinous word crimes in this volume. Luna read and re-read this book too many times to count as a kid, and it apparently planted some serious phobias. But trust us, it’s great. In addition to The Predator, your hosts discuss: Self-Doxxing, The Six-Brain, Conversational Flips, Marco Is Incredibly Straight, Mike and the Milk Dud, Bomb Prank (Gone Sexual?), Ax LOVES Cinnabon, Sad Mall Stories, The Dreaded Stink Foot, Visser One REVEALED, Official Animorphs Ratings, Rachel…

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July 28, 2017

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