Gigalithic

Before we can even think about thinking about Man of Steel, we've got a lot to unpack about Batman v Superman and the DCEU at large. In this freewheelin' (read: disorganized and generally disgraceful but also good) episode, we attempt to pick up the pieces of our shattered brains before getting to all of the questions that have built up since we realized our episodes are already way too long without trying to answer questions every week. Changing the format in the middle of a season? It's more likely than you think! We're good at podcast. Sam | Val |…

Another movie down! This week we watched the last 45 minutes or so of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Now that the boys are friends, Batman heads to the warehouse to kill a bunch of guys, Superman heads to Metropolis to fight a CGI monster man, and Lois hucks a spear around a bunch. Also, Lex goes to prison! Well deserved! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

At long last, we've made it! We've arrived at minutes 73 through 133 of Batman v Superman, the part where Batman v's Superman! It's not all about the fight though: Lex Luthor also gets down to some mass-murderous shenanigans and some unbearable monologues! Also, Martian Manhunter is here, maybe? It's impossible to know for sure. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

"Ahoy," haha! This week we're watching 40 Minute Chunk #2 of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition, and it's boat time! Yarr! The world's greatest detective, The Bat Vigilante in Gotham, has finally gotten to the bottom of his most mysterious mystery yet: what does "White Portuguese" mean? Well, it turns out it doesn't matter to the plot of the movie, but it does have a unique power over Gigalithic. Meanwhile, Daily Planet sports reporter Clark Kent does an investigation of his own. Will he catch the serial killer who has been terrorizing Gotham for 20 years, Bruce…

Oh no, we decided to do more! We're back in zacktion (haha) with Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice: Ultimate Edition! Unlike Justice League, this movie doesn't have convenient chapters to break this into, but it's also 3 hours long, so this week we're just watching the first 43 minutes for our own safety. It starts as any Batman movie should: with Bruce Wayne's parents getting murdered! Thank god, I've always wondered what happened to them! Also, Lex Luthor is here! Great! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

We did it, actually! This week we watched the Snyder Cut epilogue, "A Father Twice Over". A quick montage and Lex Luthor and Knightmare and Marthan Manhunter later, the movie is over at last. Did we like it? No, but that's fine. It's been seven weeks. Who cares anymore? The movie is over and we can finally move on with our lives. Just kidding! See you soon for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter

We did it, almost! We finished the Snyder Cut, almost! This week we watched part 6, "Something Darker", the end of the movie, almost! We've only got like half an hour left! Hooray! Superman is alive again and looking at corn just like in the good old days. Will he stop enjoying corn in time to rescue the Justice League who still aren't called the Justice League? I guess it depends on how long Batman can go without crashing a car and plane! Take your sunglasses off, Bruce! You're making this way harder than it needs to be! Sam |…