Jordan

Lock up your bikes and charge your crystals. Jordan and Argyle are back with a Double Big Boy Two Chapter Serving of Yakuza 0; Chapter 12: Den of Desires and Chapter 13: Crime and Punishment. This week, we're talking about a tasty new summertime treat, Masaru Sera's confusing Final Test, and Non-Lethal Helicopter Crashes. Plus, we finally get to reveal which Yakuza 0 character is cancelled! On the side, Majima gets coaxed into a toilet-related snafu and can't find the vinegar. Happy 52nd Birthday Kazuma Kiryu! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter./com/BradypusRex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter./com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP

Bring on the fights! After being away for three weeks, our journey through Yakuza 0 brings us back to Sotenbori once again for Chapter 11: A Murky Riverbed. Goro Majima is still mourning the loss of the recently skeletonized Wen Hai Lee. This week, we're talking about Yakuza Chalice Dungeons, Joker knock-offs, and major leakage. On the side: why did Suda cross Iwao Bridge? To get to the other side. Also: ACAB (All Cops are Billiken) Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter./com/BradypusRex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter./com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP

Lock up your Pockets and feel the Circuit! Kiryu doesn't want to advance the plot this week so instead he's going to be spending his time racing tiny cars with (mostly) children. That's right, it's the Pocket Circuit episode! This week, we're talking about the pretty terrible Pocket Circuit mini-game. On the side, Kiryu makes some phone calls and bowls a turkey! Just a little something for the fellas... Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP

Welcome back to Kamurocho! We're back with our number one boy, Kiryu. He's in a tight spot, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have time to go to Sega Hi-Tech Land and play Outrun for two hours. Oops! This week, Kiryu tries to find a place to hide, Shibusawa's secret is revealed, and Tachibana gets a new set of wheels. On the side, we're shopping for the hottest new games and life-coaching some very nice punks. Also Outrun. Lots and lots of Outrun. You're in for the ride of your life! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord:…

Munancho! Things are heating up in Sotenbori as Majima takes on his most twisted opponent yet! We're talking about Chapter 8 of Yakuza 0: Tug of War. This week, we talk about forbidden sex acts, slow firing guns, and typo self-owns. On the side, Majima meets a Spicy Senior, makes the pun of a lifetime, and climbs the Cabaret Club ladder. Enter promo code LIKEAPODCAST for 50% off your first purchase of Wen Hai Lee's Skeleton Cream! Jordan's Twitter: https://twitter.com/bradypusrex Argyle's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Argyle_Funk Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/ztT5jCP

Mmm! What's that smell? Smells like piping hot fried octopus balls, brushed with an unctuous sauce, striped with creamy mayonnaise, and sprinkled with savory bonito. What're those things called again? Cinnabon Delights? We're talking about Chapter 7 of Yakuza 0: A Dark Escape. This week, we're discovering a whole new way to knock someone out, beginning our Cabaret Club adventure, and seeing a whole new side of Wen Hai Lee. On the side, we get wrapped up in dubious medical testing and meet a man with a stranger's face and a very particular set of skills. Grab me a Baja…

Bad news, folks! We're playing Chapter 5 of Yakuza 0: An Honest Living, but the living is far from honest. But in these trying times, sometimes the hero you need is a large landlord wearing a goofy white suit and a pair of nerd glasses. This week, we learn of a new delicious way to distract the cops, pick out a brand new suit (but not that one), and begin LandlordQuest. On the side, we're supervising a little boy's adult vacation and experiencing a genuine Miracle. I'll meet you at Serena!