Lydia

We’re back! Yes, already. We’re just as surprised as you are. This one’s a club banger. This week: [S] Cascade, the 13-minute Act 5 finale that brought down two major hosting platforms in one night. Sometimes frog cancer is a dog-god carapace-man, and sometimes you’re wrong about the space explosion, and sometimes they’re sort of all one thing. Jade does some extremely important juggling. Bec, in spite of himself, is a very good dog. Page 4109, just the one. Next time: We’re starting Act 6. The kids earn some merit badges and the sun shines on Earth. Pages 4110 to…

In these trying times, please allow us to humbly offer… Ham. This time, Karkat makes a horrible frog mistake, the Handmaid makes a break for it, and the kids go dark. Pages 3874 to 4108. Next time: [S] Cascade! Cascade is the 13-minute blockbuster Flash update that ended Act 5 and brought down two media hosts in one night. It deserves its own episode, so we’re giving it one! Hamometer reading: 50.26%. We’re halfway there! You can find us on twitter and tumblr You can find alex on twitter and tumblr You can find Lydia socially distancing and letting her…

Well!!!!!!!! Here’s Hamsteak!Alex and Lydia return triumphant for another Homestuck anniversary with an episode that was recorded in August. We’re still planning on finishing this thing within our human lifetimes, folks.John goes in the hole, Rose goes grimdark, Terezi goes to the roof and the reader goes to the doctor’s house. That’s right, it’s pages 3658 to 3873 of Homestuck.The absolute bangers mentioned are Black Rose, Green Sun and BL1ND JUST1C3 – 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!When will the next episode be?! Hopefully in less than one calendar year! Thank you again for your patience and hello to anyone who’s hopped on in…

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Hi! Sorry. We’re coming back soon. Thanks for your patience! Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. It is from the album “Homestuck vol. 1-4”, available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

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