Rook

Rook (she/her)
		Trans lesbian speedrunner furry who loves Gameing and anime	Shows: • Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die • The Wonder Yeerks • Fearbaiting • Wow!! Cool Robot!!! • Special Grade Snax • Fwd: Fwd: Re:Zero • Gay Friends Chainsaw Dog Sanctuary

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 92: The Host

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker…

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April 9, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 25: Dope Therapy Lion

Well, Lulu did in fact morph her leg into a broken one! But she’s back now, and is extremely slowly de-morphing. Hopefully she doesn’t get stuck like this! Anyways, we have the first episode that Lulu actually liked! Wow! Some top quality acting out of Shawn Ashmore here.In addition to this stellar two-part episode of television, we also discussed Lulu’s New Name, Violet Trout, CheezyTits’s Cassie Slander, Driver’s License Will and Testament, Marco’s Star Wars Rage, The Andalite Dictionary, Youtube Poop Retrospective, and a Garold Cameo!Support us on Patreon!

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April 6, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

16 – WetWarioASMR.mp3

Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to talk about the recent IDF attack on Palestinian protesters, because it wouldn’t be a week on earth without something horrific happening. Also, we come up with some alternative names for EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, just in case he decides his current one doesn’t have enough…

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April 6, 2018

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 90: Jennifer’s Body

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?,…

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March 19, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

13 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to old people this week. Brooks also gets bullied, and we still cannot stop saying the word “yeeks,” sorry.Featuring Lulu, Lauren, Brooks, Caroline and Josh.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Jake Paul – It’s Everyday BroTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

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March 16, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 23: Oatmeal Crimes

Welcome to the first ever live episode of The Wonder Yeerks! Lulu’s up in Toronto for EGLX, and Satah made the trip over to her hotel to record this episode in the flesh! Also, the gang has finally found a weapon to fight the yeerks, and it’s fuckin…oatmeal. Brown sugar oatmeal. Yeah, we don’t know either. Apparently this happens in the books, but we haven’t gotten there yet, so we assumed this was a weird edit by the showrunners, but it’s canon! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed: Live Studio Audience, EGLX [check Lulu out on Saturday…

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March 9, 2018

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.Check out Andi on…

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March 5, 2018

Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

11 – Leftists Love Cool James

Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that killed Luna. Whoops! Guess that Patreon goal came true sooner than we expected! (cough cough money please cough)Featuring Luna, Brooks, Eddy, Josh, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Brad Paisley – Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J)Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord |…

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March 2, 2018

The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 22: The Cooler Ranch Morph

Well folks, remember how we said nobody gave a shit about Tobias being a nothlit? Remember how he almost killed himself in book three because he hated it so much? Yeah, me neither. Anyways, Visser Three throws a temper tantrum and we talk about whether Satah’s a furry! It’s The Message!In addition to this nightmarish episode of Animorphs, we also discussed Women’s Leagues, Dorito Names, Ketchup Debacles, Ben 10 Lore, AFAB: Assigned Furry at Birth, and Luna Finally Makes a Reference Someone Understands!Check out Lulu’s guest spots on What’s Yr Fursona and In Pursuit of Passions!REFERENCED MEDIA: Bird in a…

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March 2, 2018

Fearbaiting

EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens,…

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February 26, 2018

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